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where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?
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Hello again Dave, when you've been in the bar at the Nag's a.m. Have you seen the cleaner? Don't tread on the decks before the Captain's inspection. She reckons the place is full of ghosts. Especially the side room the cribbage team use. And the cellars are really creepy. No one goes down there late. What's that blokey with the beard and the eye patch called. kind regards Mrs H.
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divarats
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;-)Would love a pint of 'snakebite' please?
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divarats
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:-(Where is everbody!!!!
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Long John something, keeps mumblin bout some treasure at the bottom of the well, I think he means the George Tavern in Queens st across the water and that is haunted... By the way the cleaner turned up but would'nt clean the spitoon, window cleaner has done a great job on the portholes so you dont have to worryabout the mist anymore, and some guy just gave me a shilling !.(his friends look a bit mean though....)
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OK, if some kind, and generous person's buying...

I would like 7 pints of your strongest premium lager, and 1.5 litres of whisky (showing my youth - whisky in metric!) Yukon Jack or Wild turkey if you've got it. I also need a bin-liner full of ice, and access to the coke tap... it's gonna be one of those nights...

Mother dear decided to clear out my room... not so much clear out, more throw out... So, aside from losing lots of things with a great deal of sentimental value, I also lost some Pokemon cards... I'd planned to sell all 1500 of them on eBay, and make a tidy little profit out of them for having several complete sets. On top of that, I've had a couple of really old Game Boy games go missing, as well as all my board games! Damn mothers and their incessant habit to dispose!

On the plus side, a business associate of mine has several large boxes of unused, unopened porn playing cards, which I may buy, and sell on eBay, since they're going for £10-£15 a pack!

Sigh... if all else, fails, I'll sell people on here free AOL CDs. Then they'll have a new one turn up every week or so anyway, and I can say "Yes, that's the one." Not very professional, but I feel a scam coming on...

Any other legitimate business ideas? I might sell 2 guitars through the local newspaper rather than eBay, as they will have been heard... I have a reputation for being loud. \m/
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one will overlook your youth if you promise that you are not gonna put that coke in your whisky!

Oh, I'm sorry, you're not actually drinking whisky are you...just some Yankee alchopop!:^O
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Hope Davy hasn't been passed the King's shilling. Or given the rune. He could be bound for some far off bay by the press gang. The cleaner told me he may have a welsh name- Jones wash deck something. Mrs H.
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Hi Ya All
hic!!!!
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is anyone here?
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i see a snipe comming up
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drunk_n_larey
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i always wanted a big snipe
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drunk_n_larey
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welcome lurkers
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drunk_n_larey
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is this cheating?
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drunk_n_larey
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tp better not be watching
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drunk_n_larey
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almost there
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i got the big snipe yipee
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Blurry Drunk



Shoorrriee........mished it.........where's me drink.....?
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mmmmmmmmmm.....please give me anything with no calories...lol...but full of alcohol...
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just got the order to walk the plank from the missus, reckons I spend more time on here than on her! she should be happy ,I gave those guys the slip the other night! otherwise I could have ended up in that place they call Treasure Island with the window cleaner, had some feedback from HMS Victory as they were port 2 port with the Golden Hind, apparently he's quite happy cleaning out the bilges on that new slave ship... Aye aye Mrs H hope your well love from davy jones
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