OK, if some kind, and generous person's buying...
I would like 7 pints of your strongest premium lager, and 1.5 litres of whisky (showing my youth - whisky in metric!) Yukon Jack or Wild turkey if you've got it. I also need a bin-liner full of ice, and access to the coke tap... it's gonna be one of those nights...
Mother dear decided to clear out my room... not so much clear out, more throw out... So, aside from losing lots of things with a great deal of sentimental value, I also lost some Pokemon cards... I'd planned to sell all 1500 of them on eBay, and make a tidy little profit out of them for having several complete sets. On top of that, I've had a couple of really old Game Boy games go missing, as well as all my board games! Damn mothers and their incessant habit to dispose!
On the plus side, a business associate of mine has several large boxes of unused, unopened porn playing cards, which I may buy, and sell on eBay, since they're going for £10-£15 a pack!
Sigh... if all else, fails, I'll sell people on here free AOL CDs. Then they'll have a new one turn up every week or so anyway, and I can say "Yes, that's the one." Not very professional, but I feel a scam coming on...
Any other legitimate business ideas? I might sell 2 guitars through the local newspaper rather than eBay, as they will have been heard... I have a reputation for being loud. \m/