THE BAR IS OPEN

[captain_feathersword_1]

where are all the drinkers?


come on lindi put that laptop down.

jugs where are you?

My round first what ya all havin?

[fairyfoot2]

Erm, I can explain,:O I really can............um, it's like this you see, I was um, well, I was. :^O

[stan3502]

Honestly I disappear for a couple of days and the place turns into a house of debauchery 😛

[fairyfoot2]

Oh I know what you mean Stan,:-D I have tried my best to keep all in order, but um, well, it has been hard, more so with me being such a quiet little fairy,*looking so innocent while saying all this*  there is never any trouble, or any problems from me.:^O

[shms23]

*notices low-flying pink pig outside window.......

😛

[fairyfoot2]

Where? >>>>>> lemmeeeee seee :^O

[shms23]

😛

:-x

[10phizz]

you lot are norty

laffed so much I fell off me bar stool and landed on me bum

[stan3502]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that explains the dent in the floor then .........;\:^O

[3-cat-bat]

Awwww Phizz ~ did you dent your pride..?  😮 

[stan3502]

Awwww Phizz ~ did you dent your pride..?  😮 

Oh no 3cb, cos she didn't fall on her loaf ....................it was her arris B-)B-);-)

[3-cat-bat]

:^O   Blimey Stan, I'd forgotten about that sort of pride..!  :^O

Poor Phizz's arris, does it need sticking plasters from splinters in the floor..?  (The floor would need sticking plasters from my bony arris..!  :_|  ). 

[fairyfoot2]

Shall I phone for Doctor Ted?, he has got huge muskels.:^O

[shms23]

*arrives with toolbox to fix floor....:-)

while i'm here.....cough...err umm....err....

is there anything else i can fix...B-)

**whistles innocently**

[fairyfoot2]

Ah, lemmeeeee think :^O

[stan3502]

what about your leakage problem FF d'ya think maybe shms could help B-)]:):^O

[3-cat-bat]

shms helped Phizz's arris and my arris and the floor's looking brand new ... I'm sure your leakage problem could be sorted out too FF ... B-) 😉

[shms23]

*waits patiently,,tool in hand...]:)

this wont hurt a bit FF....B-)

:^O

[fairyfoot2]

GULP...... 😮

Um, you know the leakage?, well, it's sorted as I have found a bunger upperer.:^O

[stan3502]

Good gawd ff that is one humungous cork you have there B-):-p:^O

[fairyfoot2]

YEP!..Want one?.:^OB-)