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There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄


 


**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**


 


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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'


where many come along to play


over here we run


to have such fun


and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O


 

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What shall we all do for today


Stay at home on here and play


many laughs to be had


And that can't be bad

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What shall we all do for today


Stay at home on here and play


many laughs to be had


And that can't be bad


as it's free with nothing to pay


 


The birds are singing in the tree

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The birds are singing in the tree


A joy to listen to for you and me

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The birds are singing in the tree


A joy to listen to for you and me


Apart from the parrot who screeches a lot

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The birds are singing in the tree


A joy to listen to for you and me


Apart from the parrot who screeches a lot


sounding like it had lost the plot

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The birds are singing in the tree


A joy to listen to for you and me


Apart from the parrot who screeches a lot


sounding like it had lost the plot


Must have learnt it off you and me


 


 


There was once a lady from Dover


All day she would roll in the clover 😮


It stuck to her bum, and even her tum


But my word did she have fun 😄


Till she got bitten by a dog called Rover:^O


 


 

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:^O well done :^O


 


There once was a man from Leeds

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There once was a man from Leeds


Who would sit all day smoking weed

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There once was a man from Leeds


Who would sit all day smoking weed


 His Mum shouted John

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There once was a man from Leeds


Who would sit all day smoking weed


His Mum shouted John


Where the hell's that smell from

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There once was a man from Leeds


Who would sit all day smoking weed


His Mum shouted John


Where the hell's that smell from


he replied 'It's from all of these seeds


 


When Susie went to visit her dad


 


 

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When Susie went to visit her dad


What a jolly time she had

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When Susie went to visit her dad


What a jolly time she had


Ice cream , biscuits and bread

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When Susie went to visit her dad


What a jolly time she had


Ice cream , biscuits and bread


she was always very well fed

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When Susie went to visit her Dad


What a jolly time she had


Ice cream, biscuits and bread


she was always very well fed


So when it was time to go home she was sad 😞


 


 


 


Do you ever wonder...

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Do you ever wonder...


about the noisy thunder

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Do you ever wonder...


about the noisy thunder


Or ships that have gone under

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Do you ever wonder...


about the noisy thunder


Or ships that have gone under


as well as words like asunder

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Do you ever wonder...


about the noisy thunder


Or ships that have gone under


as well as words like asunder


Yes, but for now I'll just ponder 😄


 


When Polly invited friends for tea :^O

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When Polly invited friends for tea


She invited Fairy, thee and me,

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