Just Fun Limericks :-D

[fairyfoot2]

There is no need to follow strictly to how the rhythm of a limerick is normally written if you prefer not to, just let it flow. 😄

**Just the 'First - Second, and Last Lines' need to rhyme with each other, as do lines Three and Four need to rhyme with each other too.**

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There is a place called 'ebay cafe'

where many come along to play

over here we run

to have such fun

and fairy is the quieT one they say. :^O

[barbara.1482]

There was a young girl known as Fairy

who was given the middle name Mary

Most day's she would go to the Dairy

but of the moo cow there she was wary

And ended up being contrary

Walter Mitty was his name B-)

Can't think now from where he came

He would keep us entertained for hours

Telling us all of his strange powers

In the end we sussed, it was fantasy, only a game :^O

[barbara.1482]

There was an old lady from Peckam :^O

[fairyfoot2]

:^O Well done. 

There was an old lady from Peckam :^O

who wanted to meet David Beckham 

[mr-expresso]

I was just asking ..do you type it all out every time ?  It would take me all night to respond !

No just highlight the last lines and the C/P....

[mr-expresso]

There was an old lady from Peckam 

who wanted to meet David Beckham

He said ..See How It's Bent..

[barbara.1482]

There was an old lady from Peckam

who wanted to meet David Beckham

He said..See How it's Bent..

You've guessed I'm a Gent :^O

[10phizz]

There was an old lady from Peckam

who wanted to meet David Beckham

He said..See How it's Bent..

You've guessed I'm a Gent

But  I`ll get Victoria to check`em !

thanks, new to computers and C&P has far more uses than come to my mind

[10phizz]

There was a chap haunted these boards  

[barbara.1482]

There was a chap haunted these boards

With him you wouldn't cross swords 😄

[fairyfoot2]

There was a chap haunted these boards

With him you wouldn't cross swords :^O

he was dressed all in white

[barbara.1482]

There was a chap haunted these boards

with him you wouldn't cross swords :^O

he was dressed all in white

and he visited at night

[fairyfoot2]

There was a chap haunted these boards

with him you wouldn't cross swords :^O

he was dressed all in white

and he visited at night

with his voice in high pitched chords 😮

For my Dinner I am having Roast

[barbara.1482]

For my dinner I am having Roast

That's nice Fairy, are you boasting :^O

[10phizz]

For my dinner I am having Roast

That's nice Fairy, are you boasting

No, see its all here with the veg

[fairyfoot2]

For my dinner I am having Roast

That's nice Fairy, are you boasting

No, see its all here with the veg

cooked by our Games chef, Reg

[10phizz]

For my dinner I am having Roast

That's nice Fairy, are you boasting

No, see its all here with the veg

cooked by our Games chef, Reg

See, I wasnt boasting about me roasting

[10phizz]

A Witch took her cat on her broom

F.......YHM

[barbara.1482]

A Witch took her cat on her broom

And set off to reach the moon

[fairyfoot2]

A Witch took her cat on her broom

And set off to reach the moon

the stars were so bright

[barbara.1482]

A Witch took her cat on her broom

And set off to reach the moon

the stars were so bright

T'was like daytime that night