QUOTES

[Anonymous]

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

[Anonymous]

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.” ― Peter Ustinov

[Anonymous]

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[electric*mayhem*band]

'Time flies like an arrow - Fruit flies like a banana'.

Groucho Marx.

'Don't mention the war - I did once but I think I got away with it'.

Basil Fawlty.

[divine-pet-care]

"Whoever shall question the rabbit but once, their first-born shall thenceforth be a dunce"  - The Vicar Of Dibley 

[Anonymous]

“Jumping to conclusions is like playing with damp gunpowder: both likely to go off in wrong direction.” ― Charlie Chang

[polyhedric]

"You can pick you friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose" Groucho Marx 

[electric*mayhem*band]

Scousers !

Sir Arthur Strebe-Grebling.

[*crikey*mate*]

"When opportunity knocks, don't complain about the noise" NFI (I read it on the bar of a nightclub back in 1988, it was at knee level, I was on the floor, leaning against said bar, completely drunk, and that's where I read it)

[al**bear]

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

[electric*mayhem*band]

'Go ahead. Make my day'.

Dirty Harry.

[rose2008-2008]

Laugh and the World laughs with you, cry and you cry alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

I mean, I've always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair. Clint Eastwood

[electric*mayhem*band]

'I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge'

'I have the mind of a hero, but a coward's legs'.

Spike Milligan.

[*crikey*mate*]

"We value your contribution" ~ A Lithium Mod

[electric*mayhem*band]

'This place sure is quiet'.

Tutankhamen.

'Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, know what I mean' ?

Eric Idle.

[astrologica]

' All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing'.....Edmund Burke.

[astrologica]

' To err is human, to forgive, divine'...Alexander Pope.

[mr-expresso]

(sound of sucking in air)....." That doesn't sound healthy"......   Dodgy Dave the Car Mechanic...

[al**bear]

“I seem to meet more crazy people than sheer coincidence would allow."

Rincewind (Terry Pratchett)