30-10-2014 8:37 PM
30-10-2014 8:54 PM
If I had the money, just fire me out into space in a Rocket; if space is infinite, I'd have an infinite amount of time to travel it.
30-10-2014 9:15 PM
30-10-2014 9:22 PM
Thermos...........Cosmos............It's got a kind of ring to it. As for Sandwiches, I'll have to ask British Rail; most of theirs taste like they're a thousand Years old.
31-10-2014 12:33 AM
There was a coffin seller who was going to sell a self assembly coffin.
WE WILL SOON BE OFFERING A SIMPLE COFFIN THAT WILL EVEN BE AVAILABLE FOR SELF ASSEMBLY (DONT LEAVE IT TOO LATE TO BUY IF ITS FOR YOURSELF)..
31-10-2014 11:15 AM
31-10-2014 11:21 AM
It's life Jim, but not as WE know it.
Live long and prosper.
31-10-2014 11:33 AM
Sorry EMB ! No Benson and Hedges for me because they give me a sore throat and would not want that . What about a mobile phone for a carry out , obviously need the charger and electricity plumbed in so to speak in case battery goes flat .
31-10-2014 2:27 PM - edited 31-10-2014 2:29 PM
http://www.crazycoffins.co.uk/ ....
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=funny+coffins&sa=X&biw=1093&bih=508&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=...31-10-2014 2:31 PM
31-10-2014 2:34 PM
I'd buy the Guitar one, as long as there were no strings attached.......................did I hear a groan !!