Good advice

[sir_arthur_strebe-grebling]

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

Then, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[saasher2012]

Smart! lol.

[electric*mayhem*band]

If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many peaches in a barrel of apples ?

[Anonymous]

[tommy.irene]

My friend went to the Doctors with pains in the legs.. the Doctor told him to walk 20 miles a day for a week to get rid of the pain.. He just rang me to collect him as he is now 140 miles away from his home..

[tuckerbigdaddy5ngv]

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many peaches in a barrel of apples ?

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Is that a metric or Imperial barrel?

[evoman3957]

6 Euros

[023mjc]

My grandmother gave me some advice on my wedding day.  "You need to watch your hausband and the fire at the same time, because if you turn to look at one, the other will go out".