Starvation diets

[stan3502]

well as it appears that Ed is on one .................... did anyone else eat today

we had Spag & meatballs with garlic bread

[bitsnknots]

We had a lamburger with mixed veg and gravy.

[dark_castle1]

corned beef hash because it is easily made with only one pot and a chopping board for the onion.

[peteryola]

Turkey steaks, waffle, chipolatas, baked beans, fried eggs.

[stroppy*cow]

Leek and potato gratin

[malacandran]

Shouldn't the minimal human diet consist of these foods:

1. Raw meat,  got from easily-captured animals, such as cows or sheep

2. Fruit, got from naturally-occuring hedgerow products, such as blackberries, and crab-apples. And plums and oranges etc

3. Green leaves, got from wild cabbages and lettuces.

With these three foodstuffs, all freely available from Nature, surely human life could be nourished, and sustained indefinitely.  Without need to plough the fields?

[ilove2patch]

At last......you have told us what you are having for your tea.:) 😉

[malacandran]

I won't be having any tea, as my boyfriend is too drunk to cook tonight. He went out earlier to the shop, and came back with cans of beer, so we will probably drink them and do something else. 

I'm looking forward to it.....

[stan3502]

so you don't cook and the b/f does but does that make you male or female .................... cos by your posts there is no telling

[ilove2patch]

My money is on male. Too chauvinistic to be a woman.;)  Drinks Tennant lager. Has to be a man.:) 

[stan3502]

Also going male just cos the posts are so nasty towards women / friendship / trust ..................... or maybe just a saddo

[captainbovine]

well if all 3 food groups are available in the wild, then you can go and get them while the boyfriend lies on the sofa with the booze ..... sorted!!

as for me, we had pork loin mash and carrots.

[chickengrandma-2008]

I don't think the farmer would be very pleased if I went and pinched one of his cows.  Do you think he'd notice if I just took a slice?  I'm not cruel, I'd put a plaster on it.

I had salmon but I didn't catch it myself.  I did dig the potatoes, but I didn't grow the sprouts or the cauliflower.

[ed_blackadder_1]

Would like to know where you find oranges in the hedgerow in this country as I seem to remember you only eat English food, Malacandran also think must be a bloke otherwise you would have to cook the tea as that is the womans lot in life.

We had jacket potatoes and cheese

[stan3502]

Well I was lazy and had lasagne , didn't kill the cow or mince it, didn't grow the veg and bought the fresh pasta sheets.

So all this lazy mare did was fry it off layer and bake ...................................... oh and I made a salad and yes I did grow that, pick it ,wash it and assemble ..........................yeayhey clever me **said in a very sarcastic tone**

[023mjc]

Tell me where I can find a hedgerow in England that grows oranges. I always pick wild fruit to make jam but some marmalade would be good.

[peteryola]

For the family I did meatballs with pasta and peas; however I'm not keen on the sauce I used for that so later on I did myself a couple of omelettes, chips, beans and sausages.

[wskneil]

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@chickengrandma-2008 wrote:

I don't think the farmer would be very pleased if I went and pinched one of his cows.  Do you think he'd notice if I just took a slice?  I'm not cruel, I'd put a plaster on it.

I had salmon but I didn't catch it myself.  I did dig the potatoes, but I didn't grow the sprouts or the cauliflower.

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[stroppy*cow]

Malacandran has posted on the Round Table chat board that he is a gay man. Look at the discussion about shouting at other people's children

[wskneil]

Ah well the pair of them will starve to death then  stroppy, seeing as it's the womans job to cook the food!