If you could do a Reggie Perrin i.e. creare a new you, what would you be? I'd change my name, be ten years younger, add four inches to my height, and have a full head of hair and matching beard. I'd have a 40' cabin cruiser moored in the South of France and finally I'd create two brothers where we'd go horse riding in the Pyranees. Finally in my twilight years, I'd settle in Perth, Western Australia. Sad or what?
A bit sad you aren't happy with the life you have made first time around. Perhaps you will be what you desire next time.
Uncle Sam, eh? Now there's a missed opportunity! You'll never know. Somebody I knew decided to emigrate. He told me the first thing you do after settling in is scrape together every penny you have to come back to the UK for a holiday to get it out of your system. Do the same again after two years. There wouldn't be a third t ime, because by then it would be out of your blood, because by then you'd already be established and be looking at either holiday resorts on the Australian coast or holidays abroad like Singapore. With me, it would be different - I've never been homesick, not even once. In my case it was because of our nomadic lifestyle. I was travelling between the UK and Cyprus from six months old for nearly ten years because of my father's job - he worked for B.E.A. (British European Airways) so half my schooling was done in Nicosia, the other half in the UK. Having a round b-m I took boarding school in my stride. I was already used to being separated from my parents for long stretches at a time. I've always had the wanderlust.
As long as it's not Sam FOX that's alroght. 
Remember her? I wouldn't mind, but she was just a normal topless model. At that time my late father and I used to go camping in the south of France where "Sam Foxes" were ten cents a dozen. To me, she was conning the Sun who were conning us, and fancy using your real name! I'd much rather have seen a picture of Margaret Thatcher on page 3. It was a waste of a third of a page.
I'm going to leave myself open to ridicule here, but I'd far rather see a girl in a bikini or a pretty dress than someone exposing themselves for all to see. Be honest, forgetting the money she was supposed to have made, if your daughter, for instance said:"Mum, I wanna be a topless model." Would be proud of her?
I think i would just maybe have gone back to being twenty,, got a bit better job with better prospects ( i dont mean a Bank trader in Wall Street or anything either) and gone out to Australia or one of the Carribean Islands to live and work. Then got my own business up and running early on in life. But i dont really want to change anything. There are a lot of Woulda , Coulda, shouldaves in life but theres no need to dwell on it. Your path you take is whats meant for you i think.
Yes For the minuite i will continue to Scrub loos and Hit people with me MOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Gracie Fields scrubbed loos on her way to making money! 
Remember? Sally, Salee, don't ever wanduer ... If ever there's ever been a singer known for just one song
The problem with her was she never knew when to bow out with grace. Many, many years ago she was invited to sing Bless This House on Stars on Sunday.
My God, it was a cringe factor of ten! They should never have done it to the poor girl - she could just about speak the words!
@rose2008-2008 wrote:Yes For the minuite i will continue to Scrub loos and Hit people with me MOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
What ya doing with CG's cleaner rose ?
CGs got a cleaner ha ha ,,,bless her. If she ever has problems i will go and do it for her.
You sound a bit like me Ed though if im honest. Perhaps i should have been braver but oohh well. Im me!!!!.
