04-07-2014 6:04 PM
04-07-2014 6:07 PM
Purchase History and clic archive
04-07-2014 9:41 PM
If you turn your stop **bleep** anti clockwise, a quarter of a turn, shut it again and repeat the process 3 times; a secret trapdoor opens up undereneath your washing machine. This'll lead down to the cellar ( you didn't know you had ) and all your archives are filed down there, in chronological order. Please don't tell anybody else I told you this, I could get into serious trouble.
06-07-2014 7:52 PM - edited 06-07-2014 7:54 PM
06-07-2014 8:00 PM
I can't say it apparently, because it will be beeped out again; but the thing you turn your water off with...................a male "Chicken".
06-07-2014 8:04 PM