http://www.tpexpress.co.uk/online-magazine/summer-2013/your-perfect-weekend/
I am an occasional user of Trans-Pennine Express, mostly to Leeds or York, so they send me their advertising e-blurb.Their latest is to suggest getting the train to Newcastle, where they assume everyone is going to get drunk, but there's no mention of Sid James' Park, or of suitable clothing (t-shirt or topless, depending on whether it's freezing or not), or indeed of seeing Margaret or Pete. They do suggest visiting Gee-erts-hid, though.