Aye but you're forgiven pet, ....and as they say in N Shields butta is betta than marge
No I think it’s a good idea, so let me kick it off
A British RT Nativity
It’s often thought the nativity took place in Bethlehem, but as every true Brit knows, that simply isn't correct, and is due to the fact they didn't have proper British maps at the time to actually tell them where they were, so made erroneous assumptions that we only now realise were incorrect
Had they had a proper Atlas like, a proper British Atlas, that is where Great Britain is listed under G, and everywhere else is listed under A for abroad, there is no doubt, no doubt at all, that the nativity scene would have taken place somewhere in the North of England,.... probably Tyneside, as the scousers were charging too much and Preston was closed for the day
Now following that impeccable logic to it's natural British conclusion, its quite clear, that Mary and Joe are great British names, that is a scientific fact that cannot be argued with, but there is no way they would have chosen the name baby jesus unless they were illegals from Kazakhstan living under a false identity
No! They would have chosen a great British name like ‘Wayne’ or 'Shearer' to grace their child with
Having found out that Premier Inn was full – well it was Christmas - and that the Metro was out of action again, they slowly made their way to no mans land somewhere near Whitley Baaay in the vague hope of a B&B and an off season deal........tbc
