My friend is a Hairdresser, and one day I was at his Shop waiting for the old proverbial haicut when....
this man poked his head into his barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
My friend looked around his shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours mate.'
The man left.
Apparently......
A few days later, the same man stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
My friend looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The man left.
And.....
A week later, the same man stuck his head in the shop yet again, and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
My friend looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half'.
The man left.
The next time this occurred I happened to be in his shop, and my friend turned to me and said, 'Hey, Ron, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back. he's starting to get on my nerves'
So...... a little while later, I returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
My friend said, 'Pull yourself together! So, where does he go when he leaves? '
I looked up, wiped the tears from my eyes and said....
'Your house'
