Toooo funny
"A lot of people bought this a few years back. I didn't. Nevertheless i've since inherited it against my will. It's sadly very unstable, flopping around quite a bit. Entirely unreliable. Unexpectedly, it came with a David Cameron, David Cameron Lifesize Cardboard Cutout Standee which has wreaked havoc in my home. Also, i keep getting bills sent to me saying i owe money to cover the costs of Cameron, whom i never ordered. They are threatening to annex my closets as bedrooms and cut my wages if i don't comply"
"I tried to stand this up outside my local university, but it just collapsed. It's like it hasn't got a spine.
I had a lot of expectations and hopes reading the description, but it was quite the opposite."
"This product came as a surprise to me. I don't remember ordering it and yet it turned up anyway, and now I have to live with it. I've been promised the option of changing it but the delivery company can't be tied down to a date for a few years yet.
The cardboard's of pretty poor quality - I find it bends over whenever I say anything to it. Due to the lack of spine to hold it up, I have taken to use it to prop up the David Cameron cutout that also arrived, equally unwelcome, with this product. I find this works, but together the two cutouts have a nasty habit of leaning to the right. I worry that over time this will continue until all I will be able to use it for is flying my English Nationalism flag from.
I was extremely disappointed with the price of this product; when I was informed of its delivery I was assured I would pay no more than £3290 for every year I owned it. Now I'm stuck paying £9000 a year - which was always the plan, apparently, because my Nick Clegg cardboard cutout was unaware of what my previous Tony Blair and Gordon Brown cardboard cutouts had been doing - and I have no hope that this cutout will provide me with a job any time soon.
I can't say this product is very enjoyable; the expression is fairly miserable and it fills the room with the faintly oppressive smell of failure."
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My body is an old warehouse full of declining storage, my mind is a dusty old reference library, strictly for members and archaeologists only
