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[tommy.irene]

HOW MANY ROUND TABLE FORUM POSTERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that Nick Clegg isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

[cee-dee]

You missed out:-

1 to post that the whole thing is a complete and utter hoax first posted in 1997 and to post the link from Snopes B-)]:):^O

[tommy.irene]

:):^O

How can a JOKE be a hoax and it does happen on these fourms..

[cee-dee]

Blimey Tommy, my post was a joke to add to your list. :_|

[tommy.irene]

Blimey Tommy, my post was a joke to add to your list. :_|

Heres more for you..    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy 
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for 
this technique and what brands are faulty 

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the 
corrected URL's 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this 
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all 
headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot 
handle the light bulb controversy 

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 

44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about 
light bulbs" 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start 
it all over again

[cee-dee]

1 to sweep up the broken glass after a fight broke out over who should actually change the bulb ]:)

[tommy.irene]

How many grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, one to powder it, and one to diaper it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to write long, boring papers about it.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But the light bulb has really got to want to change.

How many gangsters does it take to change a light bulb? “Twelve. You gotta problem with that?”

How many Martians does it take to change a light bulb? “What's a light bulb?”

How many cranky old men does it take to change a light bulb? “Why change the light bulb? Everybody liked the old light bulb!”

How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want the light bulb to change into.

How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They like their light bulbs dead.

How many seabirds does it take to change a light bulb?About four or five terns ought to do the trick..

[jimbo1lee]

Tommy,!    It seems to me you live your life like a candle in the wind,

                  never knowing who to cling to, when the rain came in.

[tommy.irene]

Tommy,!    It seems to me you live your life like a candle in the wind,

                  never knowing who to cling to, when the rain came in.

Hi Jimbo.. Life is to short and im enjoying ..,,every moment..

[jimbo1lee]

I'll drink to that Tommy.   😄

[cee-dee]

Q:	How many "Changing lightbulbs" joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:	Hundreds, and don't ask why because they haven't figured that out yet.

[ronnybabes]

How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?

         ONE!!!!!   ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT!!!

[cee-dee]

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb and how long does it take?

10,000,001. One to change the bulb in a moment, and 10,000,000 to rebuild civilization in a billion years to the point where they need light bulbs again because he pressed the wrong switch and destroyed the World as we know it.

[polyhedric]

How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four

One to change it and three to sing about how good the old one had been, how it lasted for years and how they'd worried about its eminent demise during it's last flickering days