In the beginning was the One.
And after half an eternity, He/She/It became rather bored.
"There's nothing else to talk/relate/converse/interact with", He/She/It thought,
"I'll have to do something about that"
So the One formed a mouth, and spoke a word.
And the word was "Om".
In the blink of an eye (if eyes had been around then)
The One exploded, and filled the void with stardust.
And here we all are.
Have a nice day.
