Me and the wife were playing Poker with another couple one evening. I accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When I bent down under the table to pick them up, I noticed Lee's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, upon
trying to sit back up again, I hit my head on the table and emerged slightly red-faced.
Later, I went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Lee's wife, Sue, followed and asked me, 'Did you see anything that you liked under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, I admitted that, I did indeed.
Sue said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £100.'
I confirmed that I was very interested.
Sue told me that since her husband Lee played golf Friday afternoons and I didn't, I should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, I showed up at Lee's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum, we went to the bedroom, and Sue gave me a flipping great time. Afterwards I quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Lee came home to Sue from golf at 6 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife:
'Did Ronny come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered,
'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
'Did he give you £100.?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied,
'Well, yes, in fact he did.'
Lee, with a satisfied smirk on his face, continued,
'Good. Ronny came by the golf club this morning and borrowed £100. from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon and pay it back.'
Now THAT, my Round Table friends, is how poker should be played...
