Guess where I went on Thursday night.

[blackburn_stevie]

Go on. Guess.

You have 10 minutes!!

[blackburn_stevie]

Oooops, can't do it. The boss ays we're going out so I'll tell you when we get home.

[captainbovine]

blimey! you've been out a long time haven't you?

it was either to get yer bunions done, or the grotto......

[malacandran]

Nobody cares where you went.

So sod off.

[tommy.irene]

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@blackburn_stevie wrote:

Go on. Guess.

You have 10 minutes!!

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Ok ..You went to the Police Station to complain, ,,that someone told you there was no Santa and was it true..

[saasher2012]

I know! You went to get me some lemon muffins didn't you? Please say you did!! Sam.

[tommy.irene]

You went to see your 4 wifes and give them a  £1 each for Christmas..

[tommy.irene]

You went to get your car back..

[tommy.irene]

You went to have a bath..

[saasher2012]

You went to the Vets to be dehorned? ( I was going to say AI but thought that was a bit norty! )

[blackburn_stevie]

Nobody got it??? ..... Well, I AM surprised. We went to see a woman called Sally Morgan off the telly so I thought you'd all get it. Actually, she was a load of tosh. You know the kind of thing. "There's an old lady here wearing a shawl. Does that mean anything to anybody?"

About half of the audience put their hand up. Utter carp etc

I could have done better myself.

Cheers,

Steve

[saasher2012]

Talk about Anti climax! Didn't she even give you a reading?

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Think you have had more fun at bingo haven't you Stevie?

[blackburn_stevie]

Certainly have, GN

[bankhaunter]

I would rather watch a good stage magician.

At least they don't pretend their trickery is actually real magic.