Confessions of a Hooker

[ronnybabes]

A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales .. . ..'

[right-then-petal]

hahaha

[bankhaunter]

[saasher2012]

Very clever! Lol.

[logbox]

Are you still married to her/him Ronnie?

[rose2008-2008]

loooooooolllllll HAAAA HAAAAAAAA 

[ronnybabes]

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@logbox wrote:

Are you still married to her/him Ronnie?

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You wanting erm!! his/her address Logsie?

[logbox]

No thanks mate, have moved on to oral sex, I just talk about it.

[electric*mayhem*band]

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@logbox wrote:

Are you still married to her/him Ronnie?

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[ronnybabes]

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@electric*mayhem*band wrote:

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@logbox wrote:

Are you still married to her/him Ronnie?

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Never was... but...

I understand he/she is now living with a Pirate in the Carribean...

[electric*mayhem*band]

Living in the 'Caribbean' ? Nay, nay, nay, Mister Wilkes...

♫ The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind ♫  

[ronnybabes]