Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[geographically*challenged]

[al**bear]

[jake*the*plumber]

Did someone mention a massive joint?.............how did I miss that? 😐

[tommy.irene]

I dont like the toilet paper in this Bar.

[tommy.irene]

I dont use toilet paper...Get me another Gin and Tonic.

[al**bear]

Is it ok to  have a wee sing song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spg4HPJP3OA

Lead Vocalist   Sammy King who originally wrote the Song, that was a hit for Roy Orbison

Sammy has released a charity single of this For Erskine Veterans Hospital

on iTunes

[jake*the*plumber]

Sammy King?

Legend?

WTF? 😮

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*saunters in*

Where's the coffee then?

😛

Black please, hold the sugar.

[bill-xxx]

Is it ok to  have a wee sing song?

You've got to be better than Charlie, Al :^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Caution...:-D

One coffee ~ black

Sugar held...

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Thanks, Bill. :-x

*hands cup back for refill*

[bill-xxx]

Another black coffee for caution...:-x

Hope you are enjoying our new venue ~ have a nice day...:-D

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Hope you are concentrating on that rare roast beef, Bill. :-x

On the table at 12.30, shall we say? 😉

[bill-xxx]

Hope you are concentrating on that rare roast beef, Bill. :-x

On the table at 12.30, shall we say? 😉

I see you have been reading back on what that stirring Suzie has been cooking up? 😄

Well she can cook up a roast beef dinner too if she wants one! :^O

The lunch menu for today is chicken in a basket or chicken not in a basket! 😄

Or fish 'n' chips in or out of a basket! You can have it wrapped in the Guardian too :^O

[bill-xxx]

A barman in town finds a very expensive-looking pen and asks two Paddies at the bar if it belongs to them.

Paddy 1 says "Lend it 'ere a minute and I'll tell you"

He starts writing on a beer mat and says;

"Yep, it must be mine"

"How so?" says the barman

"'Cause that's my writing" he says.

:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*collects knife, fork and serviette*

*finds comfy seat*

I'll have fish and chips in a basket, ta.  Oh and don't forget the salt, vinegar and ketchup. 😄

[suzieseaside]

What 😮 😮 😮

No massive joint?  :_| :_| No golden roasties? :_| :_|

Shan't be lunching at Charbillies ...hey caution and Jake - I know a place where we can get a nice joint for lunch B-)  They just dont have the gifs in this place 😐

[bill-xxx]

One fish 'n' chips in a basket for caution...:-x

All caught locally I might add ~ orf the coast of St.Albans...:-D

[suzieseaside]

Too late for caution.  Maybe next Sunday? My treat B-)

 

[bill-xxx]

Assortment of nibbles for Suzie...:-)