Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[suzieseaside]

I'll have to sweep this sand up or I'll be rumbled! Though I reckon Bill has passed out and Charlie will be getting her beauty sleep ready for a busy Sunday. Hope they do a good roast here 😛

[bill-xxx]

It's gorn dark in here...:O

Who turned out the lights?

[Anonymous]

Who needs lights in a pub? We only need our noses to find the right drinks. B-)

[suzieseaside]

You need your sleep bill - you'll be up early getting everything ready for the lunchtime rush. I hope you have your roast beef and yorkshire pics ready. I'm placing my order now - might get it by lunchtime :^O

I think this thread might wear you out 😮  I have bar skills and my services are available after next weekend. 🙂

[Anonymous]

I have bar skills as well......]:)

[suzieseaside]

They will be able to take a break sometimes while we wreck the joint responsibly look after the bar. 😄

[Anonymous]

:^O

[bill-xxx]

I am taking notes here you know 😮

[suzieseaside]

No time for notes bill - get that massive joint ready for the oven and start peeling those spuds for golden crispy roasties 🙂

I shall be writing my Good Bar Guide for Sunday lunches tomorrow, so am expecting perfection 😉

[Anonymous]

I want a steak...medium rare, nice fresh mixed salad next to it. 🙂

[suzieseaside]

Bill's taking notes harry - you never know he might have written down our order and remember when we show up tomorrow. Beef nice and pink in the middle - thank you :-x

[Anonymous]

I'm gonna take my boots off now and put my head down on this table here....wake me up at opening time Bill. B-)

[suzieseaside]

I'm taking the window seat - night all xx ZZZzz

[bill-xxx]

I'm gonna take my boots off now and put my head down on this table here....wake me up at opening time Bill. B-)

Rooms are £25 quid a night...:-D

[margaret*e]

Very reasonable.

Sorry I'm late, I mislaid my invitation to the opening night.:-D

[al**bear]

Can I bring our supporters Bus in for a bevvy on our the way to the match ?

[tommy.irene]

And give me a Coke with ice please..

[tommy.irene]

We are with Al** and Tommy..Rangers..

[geographically*challenged]

I want a steak...medium rare, nice fresh mixed salad next to it. 🙂

[tommy.irene]

SNIPE 160..