Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[jake*the*plumber]

My lawn looks half dead, need rain badly here 😞

[Anonymous]

Well I will try to push the clouds your way.

My garden looks like a jungle at the moment and really needs doing...I can't wait for a few dry days.

[jake*the*plumber]

Get the kids involved, change into an Indiana Jones hat and start whip cracking :^O

[Anonymous]

Get the kids involved :O.....you must be joking :^O....first I would have to get them out of bed with a crowbar...and then probably supply them with the suitable gloves, shoes and what not....

so no...I'll do it myself.

[jake*the*plumber]

I know from experience teenagers are worse than useless at weekends :_|

[Anonymous]

I know from experience they are useless full stop. :_|

[jake*the*plumber]

They are no worse than anyone else's :^O

[Anonymous]

And that should be a consolation?

[jake*the*plumber]

Sometimes it's a consolation that they stay in bed out of the way for most of Sunday 🙂

[jake*the*plumber]

I'm off to bed now, I took a look in a mirror this morning and I really need some beauty sleep :_|

[Anonymous]

Now that is true.....:-) and not only them...;-)

[Anonymous]

Ok Jake. Sleep well. Might talk to you tomorrow...:-x

[jake*the*plumber]

Goodnight Grubby :-x

Take care and give my regards to the Landlord 🙂

[Anonymous]

Landlord...pfft....barman you mean....

Sweet dreams. :-x

[bill-xxx]

You'd miss me if I wasn't here pffft! 😛

I AM a Landlord! pffft again :^O

[Anonymous]

I never miss.........................B-)

[bill-xxx]

I might stand in the way of your bullet so the bar doesn't get damaged...:-(

[bill-xxx]

[bill-xxx]

[bill-xxx]

PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A DRINK WHILE WE ARE AWAY

Thank you 🙂

Bill & Charlie :-x:-x