Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

😮

:^O

[bill-xxx]

While you're around Suzie, are you still planning on preparing a roast dinner this Sunday in the Bar?

If so then may I suggest you advertise the fact by posting a thread on the RT? 🙂

It might attract some more customers ~ and maybe a bonus for you in your pay packet:-)

[Anonymous]

I think you can take that as a NO bill....:^O

[bill-xxx]

😮

She seemed so keen too 😞

[Anonymous]

On the other hand..she might be googling some good pics for the roast...to make sure you get some more customers. 🙂

[09charliegirl]

🙂

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."

The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."

Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him.

"Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining.

Is it the moon or the sun?"

The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here!"

:^O

[Anonymous]

Maybe she got

attacked by a water melon...:O

[09charliegirl]

:^O

[Anonymous]

Maybe she choked on one?...

[bill-xxx]

Oh f..f...flippping 'eck! :^O

[bill-xxx]

You got three Ps up there ^^^ consider that your Sunday lunch! :^O

[09charliegirl]

:^O

Hey Harry

Those pics have made my drink go all funny.....:O

...or perhaps I've drunk one too many?! :^O

[Anonymous]

Ok, as Suze isn't playing....I'll do the roast dinner...

Will this do?

[bill-xxx]

...or perhaps I've drunk one too many?! :^O

One? Is this another one of your jokes? :^O:^O:^O

[Anonymous]

:^O Charlie.....:^O

[bill-xxx]

That roast looks more than perfect, Harry 😮

I am now starving! :_|

[Anonymous]

So am I....:_|

[09charliegirl]

Me too....:-(

[bill-xxx]

I could eat a horse! :_|

Oops, Sorry Harry! :^O

Mule I mean...:-D

[Anonymous]

X-( No one is touching my mule....