Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

On the house for making me laugh! :^O

[Anonymous]

Thank you kind sir....

[bill-xxx]

Thank you kind sir....

😮

Mind your guns, Harry 😮

Don't go getting coffee up your barrels...:O:^O

[Anonymous]

Just checking if it still works.......

[Anonymous]

Bit of music....

http://youtu.be/RfoqELZWcp8

See you laters.

[bill-xxx]

See you later, Harry. Nice chatting :-x

Thanks for the music 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Best get busy...:|

[bill-xxx]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. :^O

[skyfly2112]

***struts in, perches on bar stool*** after the "tart" comments about my pose on the sofa last night, if I had known publicity shots were being taken, I would have sat a bit more lady like:^O

a double vodka please bar person.

Pheeeew!! what a day, the photocopier decided it wanted to do origami instead, got covered in black blooming ink-(

[bill-xxx]

:^O

You sit how you like, Lin :^O

Wait 'til you see the video though 😮

One double vodka...

[*opal**]

Lo,

Can I have half a pint of Jack please.:)

No Ice.

[skyfly2112]

I said no lemon Bill ***throws it back over the bar****

****glug....glug*** that was good, throw another in there will ya.

Wait 'til you see the video though

I expect it will be seen on YouTube here soon.

[skyfly2112]

Can I have a bag of nuts?

[skyfly2112]

A brain went into a pub and says, "Pint of lager, please.""Sorry mate, you're already out of your head," the barman replies.:|

[skyfly2112]

A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink. The barmangives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To hissurprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look greattonight!" it said, "You really look fantastic... and that aftershaveis just wonderful!"

The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it.Realising he has no cigarettes he wanders over to the cigarettemachine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from themachine. "You're a TOTAL WANKER... My God you STINK... Do you know,you're almost AS UGLY AS YOUR MOTHER!"By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the barman for anexplanation. "Ah yes sir," the barman responds, "The peanuts arecomplimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order."

[skyfly2112]

Where is everyone? I suppose you are all waiting for Happy Hour to start, buy one get one free is it Bar person?

Well line them up and get me started:^O

[bill-xxx]

One vodka for Lin ~ no @@@@ lemon! :^O

[bill-xxx]

NUTS! :^O

[tommy.irene]

Snipe 500

[bill-xxx]

Where is everyone? I suppose you are all waiting for Happy Hour to start, buy one get one free is it Bar person?

Where is everyone, you ask? 😮

I'm asking myself the same question!

Charlie went down the cellar last night and I haven't see her since! :_|