Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

These three ladies shaved their legs in my bath. cor, the mess they left

Tim 🙂

I will speak to these three erm...'ladies' personally and make sure they do it in my bathroom next time it doesnt happen again.

Thank you for helping out at the bar...:-D

[Anonymous]

Good morning. 🙂

[bill-xxx]

Good morning Harry...:-x

Can I get you anything...?

[Anonymous]

Hi Bill. :-x

A black coffee would do nicely, thank you. 🙂

[Anonymous]

Three ladies shaving in the bathroom?.....am I in the right pub?

[bill-xxx]

One black coffee for Harry. 🙂

How are you today?

[bill-xxx]

Three ladies shaving in the bathroom?.....am I in the right pub?

All that going on while I was looking at rude food too! :_|

Blast! :^O

[Anonymous]

We'll have to keep an eye on ladies like that....we don't want anyone to get the wrong impressions...]:):^O

I'm fine today Bill.

Another lovely grey day with spitting rain....great for hydrating the skin.

[bill-xxx]

We'll have to keep an eye on ladies like that....we don't want anyone to get the wrong impressions...]:)

:^O

How true, Harry. I will make sure I am on duty next time - so I can shave their legs personally! 😮 :^O

I like to keep myself my customers happy 😄

Glad you are okay. Sun trying to come out here, but seems to be a bit shy at the mo...

[bill-xxx]

Meanwhile I think I'll join you and have a coffee myself...:-)

Oops! What a useless manager I am! That's a vodka!

Oh well...glug...glug...gulp..:-D

[Anonymous]

Will you keep in mind that you have been cautioned already regarding your clientele?.....;-)

[Anonymous]

Bit early for that isn't it Bill...shall I call the AA?

[bill-xxx]

Now stop making me nervous so early in the day, Harry. 😮

Well it's early for me anyway :^O

Slept like a log last night and woke up looking like one 😞

:^O

[Anonymous]

:^O

Ah well that makes two of us...

logs I mean :^O

[bill-xxx]

Bit early for that isn't it Bill...shall I call the AA?

Best wait 'til I break down completely, Harry. My gearbox is playing up as it is so it won't be all that long now 😮 :^O

[Anonymous]

:^O

Have you put the worng oil in your system Bill...;-)

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Ah well that makes two of us...

logs I mean :^O

:^O

Logs? You startled me there! 😮

Don't want his tatty caravan in our car park! Will lower the standards! :^O

[Anonymous]

:O:^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Have you put the worng oil in your system Bill...;-)

Worng oil? I have never heard of this, Harry :^O

I think you may need another black coffee :^O

[Anonymous]

Ok, another black coffee please...