Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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Oh yes he can


 




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Your call is very important to us ~ please hold and enjoy this 40-minute flute sole








Banks  *spits*

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sole? :_|




'solo'






:^O

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welcome back bill a nice pint of guiness please ............;-)

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Your guiness ma am


 




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Thank you, Rosie. It's good to see you.



Any idea who had the lift removed? Mind you, I got down to the cellar a lot quicker! 😞







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...but not back up quick enough! :^O

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Rosie will be intoicated now after 2 pints;)



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Rosie will be intoicated now after 2 pints;)




I reckon so too! :^O



I couldn't have put it better myself! 😐

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LOL


 


Could I have a pint of Adams Ale please.



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Here you are, Tim...


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Nah Bill. Not the alcoholic Adams Ale.


Id like the pure stuff.



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How about this one? Adams Summer Ale?











My legs ache 😞

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Thanx but no thanx Bill.


I had to find me own



 


 


Adams Ale = Water.



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Here's a joke about Blackberry phone owners...

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Just popped in for a SNIPE.   :^O

In excrecia profundum variat
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Here's a joke about Blackberry phone owners...



 


Thats a good joke Bill;)



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Christmas preparations. Well someone's gotta do it!  😄










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This was supposed to have been done yesterday, but it wasn't! And we know why, don't we?



Landlady >>>







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