Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[rosieb69]

i am off to the library to look them up ..........

ronny its your bun fight   i am scared of them big words  .....................;-)

[ronnybabes]

Sorry Rosie that should've been equilibrium.. apologies..

What it means  is ....  in plain speaking English is...

" she will make herself ill (upsetting one's equilibrium) using long flowing words. (her flow of verbose  "words"  verbosity)

[ronnybabes]

Any how I enjoy being facetious..

[rosieb69]

Any how I enjoy being facetious..

hi ronny that word i do know  FACETIOUS   like that one have another whiskey  ronny    while you sharpen your claws meowwwwwwwwww.............:-D

[ronnybabes]

Another large Whiskey Bill pleeeeze with ice ..... on Rosie's tab!!

I don't have claws, I'm the biggest softie going, but there are 2 people that get my goat, and I'm sure it's the same person with 2 ID's...... and I'm always the target.. 😞

[rosieb69]

Another large Whiskey Bill pleeeeze with ice ..... on Rosie's tab!!

I don't have claws, I'm the biggest softie going, but there are 2 people that get my goat, and I'm sure it's the same person with 2 ID's...... and I'm always the target.. 😞

   ronny have another whiskey mate  does the FHG   have a bar we could go on a pub crawl  but dont tell bill shhhhhhhhhh ......................;-)

[rosieb69]

Another large Whiskey Bill pleeeeze with ice ..... on Rosie's tab!!

I don't have claws, I'm the biggest softie going, but there are 2 people that get my goat, and I'm sure it's the same person with 2 ID's...... and I'm always the target.. 😞

poor ronny   have you ever had curried goat  ?  very nice .....................;-)

[ronnybabes]

I have actually... 😄

[ronnybabes]

Bill mate!!!  I've helped meself, put it on Rosies tab again....

[rosieb69]

Bill mate!!!  I've helped meself, put it on Rosies tab again....

  just help youself ronny put it on my tab    dont know where that billy-boy has gone ?  hope its to stock up on my  guinness   ..............:-D:-D:-D

[ronnybabes]

Here you go Rosie, this ones on my tab...:-x

[rosieb69]

Here you go Rosie, this ones on my tab...:-x

thanks ronny one for the road   hic   .......................:-D

[rosieb69]

thanks ronny one for the road   hic   .......................:-D

thats it  ronny   bostin pint of guinness  bill hic   off now to my sumba class hic   just  lock the door ronny hic  and put the key   under the mat for bill   bye  hic ....................;-)

[bill-xxx]

THE RIOTERS PRAYER
Our father, who art in prison, only mum knows thy name, thy Riots come, read it in the Sun. In Birmingham, as it is in London, give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our for our looting, as we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us. Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the Spliff, the Blackberry & the Lager, forever and ever...Innit

[ronnybabes]

Bill that is sadly brilliant, and unfortunately quite accurate.

First it made me smile, but then also left me feeling quite depressed.

[bill-xxx]

Bill that is sadly brilliant, and unfortunately quite accurate.

First it made me smile, but then also left me feeling quite depressed.

Had the same affect on me, Ronny.

But let's be thankful for what they are about to receive

[Anonymous]

:^O Brilliant!

Oh and can I have a coffee please?

By the way...we have a troll in our midst....I think he's called Emb...little fellow with unruly hair....talks a lot of nonsense....He is threatening to return here and needs to be captured as soon as. 🙂

[Anonymous]

:^O

Got a snipe...without even trying.....

God I'm good!!!!

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry :-x

Here's your coffee ~ that's if you're still there :^O

Yes, I have heard of this Mr Emb ~ I am prepared and like a coiled spring here. Got a net to throw over him if he dares to come back :^O

*Goes orf to hide ~ and wait for little fellow with unruly hair* 😮 :^O

[Anonymous]

I've got my guns loaded Bill...just in case he turns up. ]:)