Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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Happy Anniversary, Margaret :-x




If you pop in, there is a penny off all the drinks for you 😄








*Bet she'll never call me mean again* :^O




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Coffee on the go in case Charlie comes in 🙂








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Hi guys. :-x



That is very nice coffee Bill. Can I have a cup?

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Hi Harry :-x




One cup of coffee...




You okay?






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Yes I'm ok...any reason why I shouldn't be?




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Yes I'm ok...any reason why I shouldn't be?







No of course not ~ I am being polite!

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:^O



Oh, sorry Bill.....I'm a bit suspicious when asked if I'm ok....


Is big brother watching me......? :^O

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No but big Jake is so watch yer step :^O


People don't stop pursuing dreams because they grow old......they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.
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Hi Bill :-x......you got a snipe! 




Caution's not going to be happy....:^O




Hi Harry :-x




I'll have a coffee too please...plus a round of those nice tuna sandwiches too ....I'll be by the pool, it's hot in here...we need a fan! 😄










:^O







CG
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:^O



Oh, sorry Bill.....I'm a bit suspicious when asked if I'm ok....


Is big brother watching me......? :^O





I should think so too! 😮  It's a wonder you didn't shoot me! :^O











*Trigger-happy this afternoon* 😮





:^O

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Sorry I've not been in for a while Bill,  BUT, I've had my G/son staying for a few days, :_| he nicks me lappy to play "world of blerdy warcraft" :_|!




OH! booger I need a pint of guinness, and a LARGE bourbon ??????? or two,



purriton the slate, :-), pleeeeeeeez,:-D

In excrecia profundum variat
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Hi Charlie :-x




I did get a snipe, didn't I? 😮  Mind you, it was pretty quiet on here and nobody else was in the running for it so I just sailed though without even noticing until afterwards :^O




Caution's not going to be happy....:^O




There's always a downside when I do anything! :_| :^O




One coffee...









One tuna sandwiches...







You okay, Charlie? I'm only asking like, don't go orf the deep end like Harry. She gave me quite a turn, she did :O:^O




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Hi Jimbo. I know the feeling. Got my little granddaughter here at the mo. Just had a photo shoot with her. Sat on me phone she did...:_| :^O




One Guinness...enjoy it!  😄



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Here you are, Charlie ~ cool orf!  :^O








*what I have to do around here*





*By the pool, she is ~ idle ~ bone idle!* :^O


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Here's your Bourbon, Jimbo 😄





...or two :^O





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Erm...Charlie...I wouldn't mind a drink mysef, y'know. Usual would be nice ~ that's if you can stop pretending you are in difficulties in the pool and LET GO OF THAT LIFEGUARD!!! X-(





:^O

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hi bill some champers  for margs  wedding anniversary please   thankyou .............:-x

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Here you are, Charlie ~ cool orf!  :^O






:_|



What is that?



I thought this was supposed to be an up-market establishment....to match the prices! :^O




This is what I meant.......:-p









Well, at least the coffee was hot and the tuna sandwiches were fine!





One drink for the busy landlord....as soon as he gets orf that sun-lounger...:^O







CG
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What do you mean, what is that? 😮



I spent an age in the Poundshop half-price sale for that!  How was I to know you wanted a @@@@ Chinook helicopter? :^O




*Snob* :^O




One drink for the busy landlord....as soon as he gets orf that sun-lounger...:^O





:^O



Am orf it now :^O  Thanks for the drink :-x




Was good to know I got the coffee and sandwiches right :^O



Will you do me a fry-up for tea time please? Ta...:-D




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hi bill some champers  for margs  wedding anniversary please   thankyou .............:-x





Hi Rosie ~ sorry to have kept you waiting. Seems I'm the only one doing any work around here :^O




One glass of champgne...:-)




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