Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
Good afternoon landlord and landlady. :-x
Could I have a coffee please?
...and I brought you something to replace the strawberries with...B-)
He Harry :-x
Thanks for the cheese! :^O
I will see that Charlie gets it 😮 :^O
One black coffee...
Thanks Bill. 😄
And for your other post....
😮
:^O
I only came in to visit someone you shot too! Now I have been circumnavigated! :_|
*Limps orf*
:^O
Whelks? :_|
Okay ~ I'll put myself out and nip orf down the beach. 🙂
Pork scratchings? :_|
First whelks now that ~ this is not my night! :_|
:^O
Good afternoon, Caution :-x
A good choice for such a day.
What time is Murray playing? Any idea?
*sidles in in front of Caution to pinch best seat* :^O
What time is Murray playing? Any idea?
It depends on how long the match between Jo and Novak takes, Bill... which is starting about now. 😄
...a Pimms and some strawberries please...as long as that goat hasn't been eating them!
Ooops! Too late...!
:^O
Ooops ~ forgot your order :^O
Your Pimms & a goat-free selection of strawberries & cream 😄
*Grown in Kent* 😄
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