Bill & Charlie's Bar

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.


We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.


Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.


Come on in...:-D



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It was a briliiant match, Bill...a pity Roger had to lose but Tsonga was great!






Have a couple of these, Hansy....should help! :^O







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briliiant brilliant




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Ah Cheers Charlie your a stella Fella Mate 😛



Billy Jean Kings up next against wobbly bot Garrison :^O

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In the meantime, I see Caution's sneaked a snipe! X-(


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I was too discombobulated by the tennis to notice!



:^O

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Hansy, as you seem stuck in some sort of a time warp, have the keys to this.....













been in the cellar fer years!  😮










:^O

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Me too, Caution...always a shock to see Roger beaten ....and he was two sets up! Unbelievable!




Congrats on the snipe! :-x


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briliiant brilliant







How unfortunate you fell down on the word 'brilliant!



Jerk! :^O







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*joins Caution in fainting*
















Orf to find a TRIPLE G&T!









:^O




:^O




Fainting is good ~ better still if you are legless :O:^O












*Can't wait*





:^O

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Yes, congratulations on the snipe, Caution...












*Fakes a congratulatory smile* 😐





BTW Wanna buy a goat?

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You're selling MY goat Bill?

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Oops ~ no Harry. 😄 Just another typo.




It should have said 'coat' 😄









*That's me off the hook ~ and the coat* :^O

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:^O

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Bill I did didn't read  your post as trying to get rid of me at all:8}



Bill I will buy the goat coat off ya, need something warm for those chilly nights. ^O



Yes Charlie, a lovely place coming in at around 700000 NZ dollars, about 353,000 uk pounds so a pretty penny or two.



Please can I have a double vodka and ummmmmm orange please barman.



Blooming teachers have tomorrow off, but muggins here still has to go in and do office work, blerdy cheek it is. 😐





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X-(



Leave my coat goat alone!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bill I did didn't read  your post as trying to get rid of me at all:8}



Bill I will buy the goat coat off ya, need something warm for those chilly nights. ^O



Yes Charlie, a lovely place coming in at around 700000 NZ dollars, about 353,000 uk pounds so a pretty penny or two.



Please can I have a double vodka and ummmmmm orange please barman.



Blooming teachers have tomorrow off, but muggins here still has to go in and do office work, blerdy cheek it is. 😐







I'm sure you didn't, Lin. But my post looked as if I was waving you orf before you'd gorn! :^O



But the goat erm...coat is yours as a farewell gift if you should leave old Blighty ~ otherwise it's a thousand smackers! 😄




One double vodka and ummmmm orange for you...:-D






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X-(



Leave my coat goat alone!!!!!!!!!!!





Do calm down, Harry. :^O




Fancy a goat's milk?




I'll get the new barmaid to see to it...







*Hopes the new Slovakian barmaid knows the difference between a goat and a mule* 😮 :^O

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:_|



I will report you all....this is animal cruelty......:_|

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I will report you all....this is animal cruelty......:_|





It is also cruel to landlords when goats butt them! 😞




Plus, he has now nobbled Charlie's strawberries! They were for Wimbledon and she will NOT be a happy Charlie when she finds out. 😮




Hope his milk turns to cheese pfft! :^O




His milk? ?:|  Well at least it's not a typo! :^O




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Overheard a rather amusing conversation this morning.




Two women were talking together in the newsagent's. One was discussing something a friend had said.




The other one replied. "She sounds an intelligent girl"




"No" said the first one, "She's a nurse". 😮 :^O




Unthinking or what? :^O







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