Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[suzieseaside]

Here she is bill.  She can't hold her drink though - had a little accident falling flat on her face last month :^O

[bill-xxx]

I will convey to Charlie that her name is being slandered! Bimbo breadmaker indeed!

Erm Bill - didn't Suzie say it was NOTHING to do with Charlie, but YOU!!

It doesn't matter ~ I will lie! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Here she is bill.  She can't hold her drink though - had a little accident falling flat on her face last month :^O

Good grief! 😮

Bet she snorts with that alright! :^O

Could scoop it up like a hoover! :^O

[yvonnea6313]

Looks like she had an accident when you snuggled up to her with the bar bell still in your mouth :^O

[suzieseaside]

hi harry :-x

Yvonne - poor bill - he is overwhelmed by the strain of running a bar - he hasn't read a single post properly since yesterday :_|. He's blaming anyone for anything. I fear he has caused himself permanent brain damage .... we have to be gentle with him.

I mean - look what he's done to boogie 😮

[bill-xxx]

Looks like she had an accident when you snuggled up to her with the bar bell still in your mouth :^O

That was not a Bar bell but a Bar Belle...:-D

[yvonnea6313]

That was not a Bar bell but a Bar Belle...:-D

Suzie :^O

Bill 😮 you mean you had a bar belle stuck in yer gob when you snuggled up to another 😮 The mind boggles :^O

[Anonymous]

Bill would you like a drink?

[bill-xxx]

hi harry :-x

Yvonne - poor bill - he is overwhelmed by the strain of running a bar - he hasn't read a single post properly since yesterday :_|. He's blaming anyone for anything. I fear he has caused himself permanent brain damage .... we have to be gentle with him.

I haven't read a single post properly because a single post hasn't been posted properly ?:|:^O

[bill-xxx]

Bill would you like a drink?

:-x

Yes please, Harry. Could I have a vodka & orange?

*what a nice lady* :O:-D

[suzieseaside]

Pfffftt !! As charlie would say

Spherical objects !!!

Please don't buy him alcohol harry - I'm concerned he has done himself enough damage recently. He needs some R&R.  Or should we call the paramedics?

[Anonymous]

Bill..I only asked if you would like one.......:^O

[yvonnea6313]

more like those nice men with the little white jackets that fit so snuggly :^O

[bill-xxx]

Pfffftt !! As charlie would say

Spherical objects !!!

Please don't buy him alcohol harry - I'm concerned he has done himself enough damage recently. He needs some R&R.  Or should we call the paramedics?

..and I echo Charlie's pfffft! :^O

And her 'dittos'

...and her 'twerps' and 'twits' :^O

...and when she's really riled, her @@@@ too! :O:^O

[bill-xxx]

Bill..I only asked if you would like one.......:^O

...and I only told you what I would have liked 😛

*might have known she'd join in* X-(

[Anonymous]

Sorry Bill   :-p.....but you can have a black coffee on the house..

[jake*the*plumber]

Morning Grubby, nice to see you up and about at such an erm.........early hour 😄

[suzieseaside]

more like those nice men with the little white jackets that fit so snuggly :^O

Oh oh! Yvonne is drooling :^O

I found a pic of bill in his youth ....you can see the problem started long long ago 😮

[Anonymous]

😮

Hi Jake. :-x

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

...and your ploughman's ma'am...

Perfect!

Right, I am off to clean the oven.  It is a task I loathe, so it continually falls off the bottom of my "to do" list. 😛  But ... it can be put off no longer.