Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Just saw these 2 outside Bill - asking for you - say they are from the Margate inflatable riff raff club that you normally go to and can they come in :^O

Ooops! I have accidentally kicked them back into the North Sea 😮

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Caution...Charlie will be with you in a jif! 😄

Good to see you...:-x

[algasmoon]

Good idea Bill, got to keep some kind of standards, blooming cheek of em

[09charliegirl]

*peeps in*

*assesses ambiance and risks entry*

B-)  Afternoonie!

Do you do coffee perchance?  If so, I'll have one of them ones with 2 inches of cream floating on the top.  Oh and some salt 'n' vinegar crisps, ta!

Hi Caution :-x

We can do coffee of course ...here you are!

I hope the bar meets your tough standards .....I've seen what you say to James ! ;-):^O

[Anonymous]

No smoking?..you must be kidding me.....

[09charliegirl]

...oops! Forgot your crisps, Caution! :^O

[bill-xxx]

Good idea Bill, got to keep some kind of standards, blooming cheek of em

:^O

How dare they come here dressed like fish! X-(

The riffiest raff I have ever seen! :^O

[09charliegirl]

HEY  BIIIILLLL!:O

Some PUNK has just come in complainin' about the No Smoking rule? :_|

Shall I call DH?

:^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Hi Caution :-x

We can do coffee of course ...here you are!

I hope the bar meets your tough standards .....I've seen what you say to James ! ;-):^O

😮

:^O

Oh ... and where's me crisps then?

[bill-xxx]

...oops! Forgot your crisps, Caution! :^O

Tsk!:^O

You're doing great! :-x

Ermmm....Did you ermm..notice Harry is smoking? 😮

Wanna be the boss for a while? :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

*catches packet in mid-flight across room*

Ta!

[bill-xxx]

HEY  BIIIILLLL!:O

Some PUNK has just come in complainin' about the No Smoking rule? :_|

Shall I call DH?

:^O

I am not here 😮

:^O

[Anonymous]

Maybe I should paint his place red.....]:)

[golden*crispy]

As long as it's only Harry smokin` & not that pair of magnums, I ain't arguing. 😉

[Anonymous]

or this place.......

[squeeking_pips]

I'd like to order a Pint of Tetley's Bitter if you have it, or even John Smith's, but none of that Southern piss please.]:)

[bill-xxx]

🙂

Wanna fag, Harry? 😄

And do you mind not stirring the beer with those magnums? You're frightening the staff :^O

[Anonymous]

Well...if everyone behaves like they should do....and I know they will......then no one needs to worry about any smoking guns....B-)

[09charliegirl]

:^O:^O

Dear Harry :-x

What would you like to drink? 🙂

(All magnums to be parked outside please!) :^O

[bill-xxx]

One Tetley's bitter for Squeeking pips ~ enjoy your drink 🙂