Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

*strolls in ... just in time for lunch obviously* :^O

You been chatting to yerself again, Bill! 😛

I timed that right, didn't I Caution? 😄

And yes, I have been chatting to myself ~ and I agree with everything I've said! 😛

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Hi Opal ~ how do you like your coffee...?

[*opal**]

Hi Opal ~ how do you like your coffee...?

Strong and sweet please.:)

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

I timed that right, didn't I Caution? 😄

Well, kind of.  I originally came in for some pre-supper hydration ... but lunch will do.

Don't like to seem ungrateful. 😛

[bill-xxx]

One coffee ~ strong and sweet 🙂

[*opal**]

Lovely thanks Bill.x

[bill-xxx]

Well, kind of.  I originally came in for some pre-supper hydration ... but lunch will do.

Don't like to seem ungrateful. 😛

Excuse me, Caution 😮 You placed an order for lunch for either a ploughman's or a ham platter.

My ghast is flabbered! 😛

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Lovely thanks Bill.x

You're very welcome, Opal :-x

[bill-xxx]

Do you fancy a drink, Caution...?

[bill-xxx]

Time I had one methinks...

Before Charlie gets here and starts guzzling...:^O

*putty in my hands* 😄

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Excuse me, Caution 😮 You placed an order for lunch for either a ploughman's or a ham platter.

My ghast is flabbered! 😛

:^O

It's just ... I usually eat my lunch before 5.02 pm.

Anyway, I'll wash it down with a nice drink.  Something tropical looking, with a little parasol, I think, to counteract this gloomy weather.

[bill-xxx]

Caution ~ this is Jamaica in a glass! 😄

[bill-xxx]

Orf for dinner ~ BBL 🙂

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Perfect, Bill.  Just the ticket! :-x

[geographically*challenged]

Good evening all.

Could I have a cuppa please.

[09charliegirl]

Good evening Tim :-x

Your tea.....:-x

Hope you're well?

[bill-xxx]

Good evening Charlie :-x

Could I have a vodka & orange please...?

[09charliegirl]

Our swimming pool behind the bar garden.....:-)

[09charliegirl]

Good evening Bill :-x

I hope you are well?

One vodka and orange....

Can't chat ...I am working on my to do list busy interviewing pool attendants 😮

😄

[bill-xxx]

Thank you, Charlie :-x

I'm fine thanks. How are you?

Just a word in your ear if I may.

About these pool attendants. Should I here the name 'Clooney' mentioned, you will in the pool and one very wet Landlady! :O:^O

Can I get you a drink...? 😄