Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

I can see you're full of xxxx wit tonight, Harry :^O

[Anonymous]

yeah...................

[bill-xxx]

😄

[Anonymous]

[bill-xxx]

:^O:^O

calm down, calm down. You'll wake the old dears in FH& G :^O

[suzieseaside]

I'm afraid I have to ask you to go outside with that glowing cigar Mr Eastwood, or I may have to turn my hose on you 😮

[suzieseaside]

Oops - bill beat me too it !

[suzieseaside]

I'll have that extra o back - thank you

[bill-xxx]

Hi Suzie :-x

Can I get you anything to drink?

[suzieseaside]

Good evening Mr bill and harry :-x

My that's good service - no queue at the bar at this hour! I'll have a mojito please bill 😄

[suzieseaside]

I can serve myself if you like .....

[Anonymous]

I'm all wet now.X-(

I better see if Jake's in the back.....

[suzieseaside]

I'll join you :^O

[bill-xxx]

One Mojito for Suzie...:-)

[suzieseaside]

Ooooh! That looks luverly. Thank you :-x  It's been a hard day and that might do the trick to perk me up. 

[Anonymous]

It's getting a bit rowdy in here......

[suzieseaside]

A swimming pool bar too! This place is looking up!

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

 He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.

The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

[bill-xxx]

:^O:^O

Great one, Suzie! :^O

[Anonymous]

:^O

[bill-xxx]

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result.

He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

:^O