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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:(The following announcement is merely a ruse to take the heat off Willums).
Good Morning. Michael Fish here. Today there will be some weather in the North, but not as much down South. Meanwhile I'm off to the park to feed the ducks, and then maybe have a ride on the swings. Bye for now, see you at ten o' clock.
Good morning Mr Fish. Thought you were in Kansas? 
http://www.coolmoviesounds.com/wavs/woo_notinkansas.wav
You said back yonder *jerks thumb*, that you were looking for a pianist. Well I've found you an Organist.
Answers to the name of 'Bert'. Reasonable hourly rates apply. Please contact Logs for further details.
WARNING. The following image is of a nude person. If you are easily offended, click the back button now.
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:http://www.coolmoviesounds.com/wavs/woo_notinkansas.wav
You said back yonder *jerks thumb*, that you were looking for a pianist. Well I've found you an Organist.
Answers to the name of 'Bert'. Reasonable hourly rates apply. Please contact Logs for further details.
WARNING. The following image is of a nude person. If you are easily offended, click the back button now.
I ventured a look because I imagined it would be a nude person of the opposing genderism. Now I'll never eat rump steak again!
*applies for new pub sharpish*
@Anonymous wrote:
You'll run out of shells before he runs out of notes. He's only got a head and a hand anyway ~ and you can't even hit that!
Time to hang up yer guns and get yerself a new frock! 
@Anonymous wrote:
Ok, I'll start knitting one.
You could become a lap dancer hostess at the Bar in your new frock.
@bill-xxx wrote:
@marg*e wrote:Where's that Bill hiding, I brought the whole family for the free Mothers day dinner he promised us, and found the whole place boarded up.
A coachload of riff-raff from the Medway towns was en-route to the Bar. My first thought was to protect my friend Margaret and her family so I boarded the place up.
Thank you, Bill, us proppa refained folk from up north don't want to be mixing with ruffians.
No thanks, I've got better things to do than being a bar maid in that condemmed pub of yours. 
bill-xxx wrote:
Thank you, Bill, us proppa refained folk from up north don't want to be mixing with ruffians.
I have to maintain the high standards of the RT Bar for my northern friends. Ruffians are not welcome here. Thank you for your continued support, Margaret. You can have a drink on the house.
*ugh*
That looks like Katy Price. No I'll rephrase that. Better than Katy Price. 
@Anonymous wrote:
No thanks, I've got better things to do than being a bar maid in that condemmed pub of yours.
That's a shame, Harry. I hope you get along better with the Bar staff when the new tenants move in. Meanwhile, enjoy your washing and scrubbing!
Ta-Dah !
'I have to maintain the high standards of the RT Bar for my northern friends. Ruffians are not welcome here. Thank you for your continued support, Margaret'.
Time for a bit of 'Doh-si-Doh' methinks.
@electric*mayhem*band wrote:Ta-Dah !
'I have to maintain the high standards of the RT Bar for my northern friends. Ruffians are not welcome here. Thank you for your continued support, Margaret'.
Time for a bit of 'Doh-si-Doh' methinks.
