Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[cee-dee]

Very good, I like that but you forgot to say it was a Cessna T182T B-) Oh, and would you mind awfully giving me my headset back?

[bill-xxx]

This one, CD? 😄

Sorry about your headset though. I left it at Area 51 for the Alien kids to play with :^O

[cee-dee]

No, that's not it, the registration number is wrong.

Oi, that headset was over £250 so I'll be round to the bar with me minders to collect.

[bill-xxx]

No, that's not it, the registration number is wrong.

You can blame Google for that ~ it was clearly listed as a T182T.

Oi, that headset was over £250 so I'll be round to the bar with me minders to collect.

Well they will have to get past Harry first ~ nobody's achieved that yet! :^O

*£250 quid? I'm having them!*  :^O

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That would be the Harry in the pink, fluffy dressing gown, would it?

😛

[bill-xxx]

That would be the Harry in the pink, fluffy dressing gown, would it?

😛

A magnum-toting gunslinger in a fluffy pink dressing gown. 😮

Now that would scare CD and his minders!  :^O

[cee-dee]

Bill, planes have registration numbers just like cars. Same models different numbers. B-)

As to DH, I've a .45 within reach, where's me munny, you wanna argue? ]:)

[cee-dee]

I've just been reminded of another of Bills exciting episodes:-

Bill leaves Charlie in charge of the Bar saying he's nipping out for some of his specialised cigars. (he's expensive tastes has Bill).

When he gets to the shop he finds out it's closed. So he ends up going to the wine bar as the owner likes the same brand as Bill.

While there, he has a few drinks and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more drinks and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's flat and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knows it's 2:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, Charlie's going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got back to his own bar, Charlie was waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into the wine bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows her his powdery hands.

"You liar, you were out bowling again!"

He's a cool chap is Bill?

[Anonymous]

I can always feel it when people are talking about me......

Pink dressing gown or not......you better watch your back...]:)B-)

[bill-xxx]

:)B-)

Good grief, it's the Pink Panther!  :^O

Listen Harry, CD is coming here with two of his Aliens minders and we need you to sort them out. 😮

He's also trying to get me a smack in the kisser from Charlie. 😮 But I'm going to get my own back on him myself for that. B-) So, can you just shoot him a little bit? :^O  And please be careful of the chandeliers this time. They are real glass you know.

Bye for now...:-)

[Anonymous]

Don't worry Bill...I have my eye on him and his minders....

[bill-xxx]

Don't worry Bill...I have my eye on him and his minders....

Thanks Harry :-x

I knew we could rely on you.

Here's a photo of them 😄

They are known as the 'Driscoll Brothers'. CD uses them to walk the dog when it's raining :^O

[cee-dee]

Here's one of the boys, watch out Bill:-

[bill-xxx]

He's no match for Boogie, the Bar pussy cat! :^O

[cee-dee]

Don't make hom angry, Bill. He might rip his shirt open and turn Green.

[bill-xxx]

A worrying thought for 2012

10 years ago Bob Hope died
5 years ago Johnny Cash died
A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died
A few weeks ago Jimmy Savile died

Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It

Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!  😮

😄

[09charliegirl]

:^O

A Scotsman, an Englishman,

an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian,

a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, a Kiwi,

a Springbok, an Egyptian,

a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek,

a Russian, an Estonian, a German,

an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian,

a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian,

an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian,

a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss

all went to Bill & Charlie's Bar ........

But Bill said

"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"

😮

😄

:^O

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:^O

Bill really said "Whose paying for the round?"

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Charlie walked into a doctor's surgery with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?"

She replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear".

Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"

"The sucker rang again!"  :^O

[bill-xxx]

:^O

Bill really said "Whose paying for the round?"

:^O