Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

:^O:^O:^O  Thanks Bill.

Great minds think alike 😉

Any trouble at the bar you can count on me ...

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😉

Thanks Mere. :^O

I'll give you a yell If we need you 😮

*I reckon that pic is Logsie* :^O

[skyfly2112]

Another one barman, please

[bill-xxx]

Many thanks Bill, can I have another one, keep em coming

Another JD for Lin.

*Strewth! She's knocking 'em back!* :^O

[bill-xxx]

Wonders whre Bill is staying, as lunch at 5pm?:|

I had a pork pie in the park, Lin 😄

Met some tart in a bikini an elderly lady and we sat chatting 😐

😄

[skyfly2112]

Another JD for Lin.

*Strewth! She's knocking 'em back!* :^O

Actually, can I just have the bottle, a bucket of ice and a seat in the corner please?

[skyfly2112]

I had a pork pie in the park, Lin 😄

Well that is the first time I have heard it called that:8}

Met some tart in a bikini an elderly lady and we sat chatting

Now now, dat tis no wayay to talk about our Charlie.:^O

[bill-xxx]

Actually, can I just have the bottle, a bucket of ice and a seat in the corner please?

😮 😮

Sure, Lin. I guess you'll also be needing a room for the night to sober up to rest in ? 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

I had a pork pie in the park, Lin 😄

Well that is the first time I have heard it called that:8}

Met some tart in a bikini an elderly lady and we sat chatting

Now now, dat tis no wayay to talk about our Charlie.:^O

:^O:^O

Oh it is, Lin ~ It is! It is! :^O:^O

[skyfly2112]

Sure, Lin. I guess you'll also be needing a room for the night to sober up to rest in ? 😮 :^O

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That is not JD, but it will do thanks. And I will not be requiring a room, I will stagger back home.

But if you do find me out on the sofa, please but a blanket over me and a bucket to the side.:|

[skyfly2112]

:^O:^O

Oh it is, Lin ~ It is! It is! :^O:^O

Bill, your are a naughty man, you will get ya self in ta trouble. Our Charlie will not be kind:^O

[bill-xxx]

That is not JD, but it will do thanks. And I will not be requiring a room, I will stagger back home.

But if you do find me out on the sofa, please but a blanket over me and a bucket to the side.:|

Sorry about the mix up with the brand, Lin. We're having difficullties with the pool and it's been leaking into the Teachers whisky so we're getting shot of that first new staff.

But if you do find me out on the sofa, please but a blanket over me and a bucket to the side.:O

:^O

So that's, put a bucket over you and a blanket on the side? I've got that written down Lin. 😐

[skyfly2112]

Wellsss I far 2 gonee 2 tipe *hicup* nows bill *hicup* so sees ya lata, orf ta sleep it orf nows *hicup*

Maybe tomoz I wills *hicup* get ma tickeeets.

[bill-xxx]

Wellsss I far 2 gonee 2 tipe *hicup* nows bill *hicup* so sees ya lata, orf ta sleep it orf nows *hicup*

Maybe tomoz I wills *hicup* get ma tickeeets.

😮

:^O

It's Christmas again! :^O :^O

I'll bring you a nightcap later Lin 😐

Night night...:-x

*onto a winner there* :^O

[skyfly2112]

**pointing finger*** you be aves bill, dat was **hicup** long time agoes.

Nah, nots a winner ats all, banksie still aves the monee innit.

[bill-xxx]

**pointing finger*** you be aves bill, dat was **hicup** long time agoes.

Nah, nots a winner ats all, banksie still aves the monee innit.

I understand what you mean, Lin ~ yes, yes, quite true...

*not a clue!* :^O

[Anonymous]

That coffee has gone cold Bill...:-(

I'd like a fresh one please....I'll try that stuff Jake always gets....:-)

I did have a Columbian once....quite nice actually....B-)

[bill-xxx]

Hi Harry 😄

Try this one...

You say you had a Columbian once?

Me too ~ nice @@@@ 😮 :^O

[tommy.irene]

Its very quiet in the back room..

[tommy.irene]

Bill guess whos sleeping on the table..h

[bill-xxx]

Its very quiet in the back room..

I reckon we'll do well on black coffees in the morning 😮