Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Hi L.A. Thanks for your good wishes. Good to see you. I'm fine, thanks. Been ages! I've been celebrating in Margate. It's the place to be you know. 😄 How are you?

If I don't see you before, have a nice Christmas. :-x

[mobileman028]

[electric*mayhem*band]

Blimey ! What a big

[Anonymous]

😮

[tommy.irene]

[tommy.irene]

I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking. I said to him "Do you know any of those martial arts things like kung-fu karate or ju-jitsu?" He says, "No why you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?" "No" I said, "it's
because you're drinking my pint ."   

[stryver-1]

Great juke box, Bill and Charlie. 🙂  GL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwAw9ThDQmk

[09charliegirl]

Slim Whitman

R.I.P. :-x

[09charliegirl]

Missed out Slim's tribute song! 😮

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Uw90DIBiA

:-x

[geographically*challenged]

One of the best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AsVThR1Qos

[tommy.irene]

There,s no one here to serve me a pint.

[Anonymous]

Sorry, my fault...shot the bartender instead of the piano player. B-)

[electric*mayhem*band]

[rednoise2001]

When do I start ?  😄

[bill-xxx]

You don't ~ you're fired! :^O

[tommy.irene]

The Bars been open 2 days and im still waiting for a drink..

[tommy.irene]

If someone would serve me..

[tommy.irene]

The kitchen in this Bar needs cleaned..

[fallen-archie]

Excuse me
How do you get in?


Is this a mirage?

[bill-xxx]

It's going to need a bit more than a Brillo pad to get our Bar up and running again, Tommy, but I'm working on it.