Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

BILL! Get that kettle on please, I'll be back for a coffee later! :^O

I've gone through six kettles and a thousand gallons of water! X-(

The Water Authority is digging up the street looking for a leak!  X-(

I missed CBeebies the Olympic Showjumping! X-( And worst of all my hand caught fire!  X-(

I should have known your 'later' meant next @@@@ year! X-(

Berk!

[geographically*challenged]

Here ya go Bill. A brand new kettle

[bill-xxx]

Thank you, Tim. At least somebody is prepared to help around here! 😄

Can I get you a drink on Charlie? Have whatever you like ~ ten of every drink in the pub if you want. :^O

[geographically*challenged]

I wouldnt say no to a mug of tea. No sugar (as Im sweet enough;)) and very little milk ta.

[bill-xxx]

Sorry, Tim, am right out of mugs at the mo. Have a posh cup & saucer instead. No sugar and just a smidging of milk 😄

[geographically*challenged]

That looks great Bill. Thanx:)

[Anonymous]

I turn my back one minute and you almost burn the place down Bill....:_|

[bill-xxx]

Ha! That's rich coming from you, Harry! :^O

Last time I blinked you blew the roof orf! :^O

Fancy a coffee?

[09charliegirl]

Ha! That's rich coming from you, Harry! :^O

Last time I blinked you blew the roof orf! :^O

Fancy a coffee?

Yes please. 😄

[09charliegirl]

Hi Harry!

How's life being a Nana??

Can wait ages around here fer a coffee~ put my order in this morning ~ still waiting...

:^O

[bill-xxx]

Can wait ages around here fer a coffee~ put my order in this morning ~ still waiting...

:^O

I expect you'd like a fresh cup, Charlie? Not one of the FIFTY I have prepared during the last umpteen hours? 😄

[bill-xxx]

:^O

[09charliegirl]

I expect you'd like a fresh cup, Charlie? Not one of the FIFTY I have prepared during the last umpteen hours? 😄

:^O

So THAT'S how you burnt the kettle then? :^O

Gawd knows what the leccy bill will be now! :_|

*Bet he drank them all watching the Ceebies Olympics showjumping!* 😄

Thanks for the cappuccino :-x

[09charliegirl]

:^O

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[bill-xxx]

:^O

So THAT'S how you burnt the kettle then? :^O

Gawd knows what the leccy bill will be now! :_|

*Bet he drank them all watching the Ceebies Olympics showjumping!* 😄

Thanks for the cappuccino :-x

Burning the kettle was an accident! It caught light when the kitchen burned down. And that was YOUR FAULT for NOT turning up until nearly midnight! :^O

And I'M not worried about the leccy bill because YOU are paying it! :^O

Enjoy your cappuccino :-x

[bill-xxx]

:^O

And get that cow's feet out of my space please! :^O pffft!

[Anonymous]

Right....where is that coffee. :^O

[bill-xxx]

How's that for service? :^O  Two days is quick for this thread :^O

[bill-xxx]

Well that's just charming! X-(  I rushed meself orf me feet to make that coffee and Harry hasn't even bothered to drink it! 😮

:^O

[geographically*challenged]

Thats disgusting.

I probvide  new kettle so evryone can hav a cuppa and one doesnt tun up  for the cup made for her. I'll take that so it don go to waist;)