Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[suzieseaside]

Have a selection on me

Did I get a snipe?

[ronnybabes]

:-x

Where's Jake..??:|

Susie's around somewhere too!!! :-x

[Anonymous]

Are we having a party?

[jake*the*plumber]

Yeah why not, who's buying? 😄

[Anonymous]

Bill is. :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

Typical.......the landlord always disappears when the place gets busy :^O

[suzieseaside]

Looks like it's just harry and I for the cocktails then?  I thought they weren't too girly either - no pink umbrellas 😛

[bill-xxx]

Behave yourselves, you riff raff! X-(

How you doing, Jake? Haven't seen you for a while.

Harry & Suzie are to blame for the missing roof btw! 😄

[jake*the*plumber]

Been a long time Bill, hope all is well with you and yours, Only just noticed the open aspect, at least we can have a fag in peace :^O

[ronnybabes]

Can we have a dance.

Or do you want me doing Kari- oke

[Anonymous]

Well well well..look who's here.....complaining about the wonderfull sky light me and Suze put in....

You are soooooo ungrateful Bill.

I don't mind a pink cocktail Suze...goes well with the new hat. :^O

[jake*the*plumber]

No you're alright Ronny, you might be as bad at singing as you are at poetry :^O

[ronnybabes]

X-(

[ronnybabes]

I didn't wanna dance with you either anyway.

I 'll take Susie and Harry for a dance.

[Anonymous]

Now now boys......

Play nicely

[Anonymous]

ok, who's first.

[bill-xxx]

Been a long time Bill, hope all is well with you and yours, Only just noticed the open aspect, at least we can have a fag in peace :^O

Yes, it's been a while, Jake. Have missed the piles of fag ends behind the skip! :^O

All's well here, thanks. Hope it is with you too.

[jake*the*plumber]

Hope you've got some half decent music on, you can't smooch to Status Quo :^O

[bill-xxx]

Well well well..look who's here.....complaining about the wonderfull sky light me and Suze put in....

You are soooooo ungrateful Bill.

I don't mind a pink cocktail Suze...goes well with the new hat. :^O

You can watch you lip, too, Harry! :^O

Skylight? Huh! Mind you don't see stars then! I'm going to get tough from now on! pffft!  :^O

*bet that's put the wind up her!* :^O

[suzieseaside]

That's a strange dance you're doing up there harry ! :^O