Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[Anonymous]

Whatever Bill changes, we will change it back to our own taste....If he thinks he can get away with posting my pic then he has another thing coming. :^O

Fire in the hole..

[Anonymous]

My God, I don't know what my cat has been eating, but I'm suffocating here...I think I better leave him in here. :_|:_|:_|

[suzieseaside]

Is it bill's cat?

Retribution time :^O

[Anonymous]

No mine, but now it's his. :^O

[bill-xxx]

There's going to be a public hanging in the pub garden tomorrow. You'll both be there!  :^O

Swinging! :^O pffft!

[suzieseaside]

:^O

Hanging baskets for the summer?  That's a lovely idea bill :-x

We don't mind helping, do we harry?  If you make us a jug of Mohitos to keep us going ...thanks bill :-x

[bill-xxx]

You're both going to be compost along with all the pianists and the milkman Harry shot! :^O

Any drink you have will be weedkiller! pffft! :^O

[suzieseaside]

:^O Err...sorry bill - just remembered, rather busy tomorrow ;\

[Anonymous]

big mistake Bill.....B-)

http://youtu.be/ADgSp2XpId8

[bill-xxx]

:^O Err...sorry bill - just remembered, rather busy tomorrow ;\

Oh don't worry your pretty little head about that, Suzie. Our NEW Security Guards will be calling for you in a truck! :^O

[bill-xxx]

As for 'Harry the Pink Nightie', well she'd virtually hung herself! :^O

[bill-xxx]

She'd=She's 😐

[Anonymous]

B-)

:^O

I'm off to bed my dear Bill.....I'll be here tomorrow, so be prepared. ]:)

[suzieseaside]

I can see that your year of being a landlord has really toughened you up :^O

Only a few more days to your anniversary of the bar.

And an amnesty for us would be appropriate I think 😉

Anyway, I thought I was the under manager for a while when you and charlie were away ....haven't seen a pay slip yet X-(

[bill-xxx]

🙂

Oh don't worry, Harry, I'll be around tomorrow. And I guess you'll be hanging around too! :^O

Night night :-x

[suzieseaside]

Sleep well harry :-x  Time I went too.

Take care bill ... what's that?  Oh ...don't worry, you can buy me that mohito next time 😛

B-)

:-x

[bill-xxx]

If I remember rightly, Suzie, when you were made under manager you were drunk all night with Harry and that's when you both brought that smelly mule into our posh pub. That's why there was no payslip ~ you drank it! ha! :^O

Night night, Suzie :-x See you at the hanging! :^O

[suzieseaside]

That mule had nothing to do with me bill X-( 

It was harry - but you have to admit - it was genius .... just look at how nice your roses are now :^O

Night bill, catch you again soon :-x

[bill-xxx]

Yeah, can look at the good side, I suppose, Suzie. It IS good for the roses, but NOT when he does it in the pool! :^O

Don't stay away too long! :-x

[Anonymous]