Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Will you stop spraying graffiti all over the bar! X-(

And you've only just realised you spelt it wrong :^O

[Anonymous]

:^O

I just got up...give me a break!!! :^O

..had to go to the dental hospital this morning...dragged myself out of bed...then they phoned to tell me the appointment had changed to 2.30 this afternoon. :O:_|

Thanks for the coffee. :-x

[bill-xxx]

A TIP FOR THE LADIES (Margaret will find this useful) :^O

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[Anonymous]

Tip for the men.

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[shaun6660_7]

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use it well B-)

[bill-xxx]

🙂

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Please apply in writing to the management 😄

[bill-xxx]

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Have memorized it and eaten it  🙂

*burp* 😮

[suzieseaside]

Hello bill :-x  Long time no see. Have you missed me?

You better have ! X-(  :^O

As it's Friday and I deserve something nice, I would like an exotic drink, long, cocktail-style and refreshing.  Please surprise me. 😄  

I'm not fussy and will drink almost anything, but I draw the line at creme de menthe - bleaarrgghhh

B-)

[bill-xxx]

Hello bill :-x  Long time no see. Have you missed me?

You better have ! X-(  :^O

As it's Friday and I deserve something nice, I would like an exotic drink, long, cocktail-style and refreshing.  Please surprise me. 😄

I'm not fussy and will drink almost anything, but I draw the line at creme de menthe - bleaarrgghhh

B-)

Hello Suzie  :-x

Well let me see now ~ ahh I have just the thing for you and will give you one 😮 :^O

A Mojito Cocktail!

And have I missed you? Well since the last time I spoke to you on here and you completely ignored me, well yes, I have missed you.

You have always been great fun and have been part of us since we started the Ballad Thread ~ so welcome back to the fold :-x

[suzieseaside]

Thank you bill :-x  I will always drink a mojito - one of my faves and very refreshing.

So sorry if I ignored you when I was last here, I'm sure I didn't mean to :-x

I've slapped my wrists ......Ouch! 😞

[geographically*challenged]

Bill are you encouraging our younger people to turn to alcohol?

Well ya missed me;)

Im not allowed any alcohol:(

[geographically*challenged]

Oh! Im on of the waiters. I mustnt be drinkin while on duty;)

[suzieseaside]

Younger ????

:^O :^O  :-x :-x :-x

Although I am probably a fair bit younger than our silver surfer landlord 😛  :^O

[geographically*challenged]

Come on Suzie. All LADIES when they pass 21 years stay 21 years all days every year;)

[suzieseaside]

Why thank you Tim :-x

If only I looked it and still had the body :_|  :^O

I am being seduced by a box of chocolates as I type this. 

I must resist ....

Just one more ....

I must resist ....

It's a battle I tell you !!  :^O

Diet tomorrow !! 😉

[Anonymous]

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[suzieseaside]

🙂

Hope the dental hospital wasn't traumatic harry :-x

[Anonymous]

HI Suze. :-x

It was for my youngest, she is used to it. We've been going there for over 2 years and hopefully it will all be sorted with a couple more months.

How are you...got anything done today?

[suzieseaside]

OK harry.

A bit :8}

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