14-05-2011 2:15 PM
Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D

06-08-2011 12:25 PM
Hey Tommy! :^O
I could read that! Mind you, I've had plenty of practice deciphering Bill's typos.......
Thought you said you were in a bit of a tizz? :^O
You seem on the ball to me!
*trouble so early!* :_|
*twerp!*
:^O
06-08-2011 12:32 PM
Wouldn't mind a nice cup of tea myself. 🙂 But today if possible :^O
06-08-2011 12:38 PM
Charlie ~ someone's just driven past my house with their car radio blaring ~ playing Kenny G's The Moon Represents My Heart...
How strange...:-)
06-08-2011 12:52 PM
Wouldn't mind a nice cup of tea myself. 🙂 But today if possible :^O
:^O

06-08-2011 1:00 PM
06-08-2011 1:13 PM
:^O
Oh very funny! :^O very subtle!
*as a brick!* :^O
But I had to go and get some milk didn't I!
*berk*:-p
Here you are....tea AND toast
I wonder where Algas is? Probably entertaining aliens in the famous hot tub! :^O
Thank you 😄
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Oh very funny!
very subtle!
*as a brick!* ![]()
I hope 'brick' wasn't a typo 😮 :^O
But I had to go and get some milk didn't I!
*berk*![]()
I am not physic you know ?:| I mean psychic :^O Is your milkman called Fred? 😐
*floosy!* :^O
I wonder where Algas is? Probably entertaining aliens in the famous hot tub! ![]()
Heard terrible stories about Alien abductions you know. They could be probing her and stuff 😮 :^O
Gawd knows what they'll think of her hot tub! ?:| Probably trying to communicate with it :^O
Thanks again for tea & toast :-x
06-08-2011 1:25 PM
INTERMISSION

:^O
😛
06-08-2011 1:43 PM
BFN then ~ off to trim the grass 🙂
06-08-2011 1:56 PM
I hope 'brick' wasn't a typo
:^O
Nope, you're right, it wasn't!
*thick as one as well* :^O
Heard terrible stories about Alien abductions you know. They could be probing her and stuff
That's nice for her birthday! 😮 Can't wait to hear the story, though:^O
Gawd knows what they'll think of her hot tub! ?:| Probably trying to communicate with it :^O
Probably! But I've found just the badge for her birthday...:^O

Thanks again for tea & toast :-x
Thanks for the coffee :-x
Happy
:^O
06-08-2011 6:58 PM
Evening Bill and regulars, sorry I just keep popping in and out all the time, I am rather busy with stuff and having the children home doesn't help much.
Must admit miss popping in for the hot choccie or two, but this evening as the sun has been shining since 11am today and I feel like skipping through the wild flowers and dream I am in the opening scenes of Little House on the Prairie, I would like to tickle the taste buds with some vodka and cranberry juice please barman:-x
06-08-2011 7:09 PM
Hi Lin :-x
You feel like skipping through the wild flowers and dream you are in the opening scenes of Little House on the Prairie? :^O
Well we can do you the vodka & cranberry juice but not sure if we can cater for the rest...:^O
Good to see you though, Lin...:-)

06-08-2011 7:24 PM
hi bill lovely evening just popped in for a quick pint of the guinness please ........................B-)
06-08-2011 7:25 PM
and can my daughter have a cheeky vimto ........................;-)
hi bill lovely evening just popped in for a quick pint of the guinness please ........................B-)
06-08-2011 7:34 PM
Hi Rosie 😄
One Guinness for you and a Vimto for your daughter.
From experience I have learned that youngsters like to drink from the can ~ if I'm wrong about your daughter then I'll get her a glass...:-)


06-08-2011 7:39 PM
thanks bill as i learn when i went out last week not that i go very often these days a cheeky vimto is not vimto but a WKD with port and looks like vimto it tastes like something a wino would drink yuk ........................;-)
Hi Rosie 😄
One Guinness for you and a Vimto for your daughter.
From experience I have learned that youngsters like to drink from the can ~ if I'm wrong about your daughter then I'll get her a glass...:-)
06-08-2011 7:43 PM
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Never heard of a 'cheeky vimto'! But we do seem to have one 😐
:^O
Here we are...

06-08-2011 7:54 PM
snipe :^O
06-08-2011 8:20 PM
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Never heard of a 'cheeky vimto'! But we do seem to have one 😐
:^O
Here we are...
LOL:)

06-08-2011 8:25 PM
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Never heard of a 'cheeky vimto'! But we do seem to have one 😐
:^O
Here we are...
Here's ya cheeky vimto Bill for whoever wanted it.

06-08-2011 8:28 PM
Thanks for that, Tim. I love those old adverts!