Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Here's your drink, bossy boots 🙂

😛

[rosieb69]

another pint of the black stuff please in memory of our garden friends ......................;-)

[bill-xxx]

Yes indeed. Mind what you say on that thread though, Rosie. 🙂

[rosieb69]

Glad you liked it Rosie. 😄

I'm biased of course, but I do think Holland is quite a nice country.

Got to run...cleaning to do...my aunt is coming over from Holland tomorrow.

  its a lovely  have a great time ..............B-)

[09charliegirl]

Here's your drink, bossy boots 🙂

😛

What's that ^^^?? :^O Doesn't look anything like coffee! 😞

Tasted nice though! 😄

*spits* :^O

😛

[bill-xxx]

What's that ^^^?? :^O Doesn't look anything like coffee! 😞

Tasted nice though! 😄

*spits* :^O

😛

It may not look like coffee but it IS coffee. It's ice cold and it's Greek. 😛

*planks, two, short, thick, as* :^O

:^O

[ronnybabes]

I'm tired, need summat to get me going again, any suggestions Charlie :-x

[rosieb69]

thanks bill    did not realise it was such a can of worms  just going to look at the rule book ...............;-)

[bill-xxx]

You're welcome, Rosie. Not easy to understand though...:-)

[rosieb69]

I'm tired, need summat to get me going again, any suggestions Charlie :-x

have a large double gin with me ronny with ice and lemon  cheers ........................;-)

[ronnybabes]

have a large double gin with me ronny with ice and lemon  cheers ........................;-)

Make that Whiskey without the lemon, and you're on. 😄

Incidentally YHM

[09charliegirl]

It may not look like coffee but it IS coffee. It's ice cold and it's Greek. 😛

*planks, two, short, thick, as* :^O

but the customer is always RIGHT!

:^O

Charmin' :^O

No, it's nothing like coffee I've ever had!

I've had to go to A & E 😮

THIS is a frappe...berk! :^O

Hi Ronny :-x

There's several things I could suggest ....B-)

but have you tried our nice swimming pool round the back?

Bill was in it earlier but we've changed the water since!

:^O

[ronnybabes]

Yippee!!!!  😄

Now where's me speedos?  ?:|

[rosieb69]

Yippee!!!!  😄

Now where's me speedos?  ?:|

i would rather go commando .............;-)

[rosieb69]

Glad you liked it Rosie. 😄

I'm biased of course, but I do think Holland is quite a nice country.

Got to run...cleaning to do...my aunt is coming over from Holland tomorrow.

i once walked round holland for 4 days with a tin of peas  in my  webbing ...................;-)

[ronnybabes]

I'll get me binnoculars  😮

[09charliegirl]

One gin plus ice and lemon for Rosie  :-x

and a whiskey for Ronny :-x

By the way, Ronny.....

:^O

[rosieb69]

thankyou  everyone for the drinks  😉

[ronnybabes]

Cheers!!

What no speedos,  ......  are you suggesting I go commando?

Strolls away haughtily in a huff!!!!!!

[bill-xxx]

Now for something completely different...:-)