Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

It's amazing the table wasn't awash with droll, in that case. :^O

[bill-xxx]

Droll? ?:|

Looked it up and it said 'quaint and quirky'  :^O

[jimbo1lee]

Caution! what's "droll"? :^O

is it a "trolls" daughter.????? :^O

[bill-xxx]

Caution! what's "droll"? :^O

is it a "trolls" daughter.????? :^O

:^O

I think it might be 'dribble'. But I won't quibble over it..

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

😐

You knew what I meant.

:^O

[bill-xxx]

😐

You knew what I meant.

:^O

No, I really didn't caution. Still not sure. Are you drunk? :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

X-(

No chance round here, is there?  Barely been a drink served all day.  Never known such a "dry" bar.

:^O

[jimbo1lee]

pint o'guinness please, Bill, 😄

and whatever caution's drinking. :-x

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

Why that is most gentlemanly of you, Jimbo. :-x

I'll have a magnum of champagne ... and some smoked salmon sandwiches on the side.

😛

[jimbo1lee]

Make that 2 bottles Bill, 😄

ya, never know "it might make me more handsome lookin' to MISS Caution" ;-),  B-)

(nudge,nudge,-wink,wink,-saay no mowah.) ]:)

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

All virtual males are incredibly good looking, Jimbo. 😉

Or so I'm told! :^O

[jimbo1lee]

WOW! I didn't think the champers would work that quick.  :^O

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[jimbo1lee]

Well! ya popped my cork Caution, ;-), B-)

[bill-xxx]

Sorry Caution, Jimbo. Nodded orf in the wine cellar (hic!)

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[skyfly2112]

Evening everyone, hope you are all well and been behaving while I was away, I must admit I have not had time to read all the pages I have missed, please forgive me:-(

I will have a hot choccie with marshmellows please barman, then I have to go off again to get ironing done, been out all day in the lovely gorgeous sunshine today at the Jaguar show, some lovely cars there, I have got sunburnt to today, not good, so blooming hot today.

[bill-xxx]

Well hello Lin :-x

Have missed you on here. Good to see you.

One chocolate & marshmallow on the house..

[tommy.irene]

This one didnt get away... but was put back after the photograph..

[bill-xxx]

Want chips with that, Tommy?

[Anonymous]

:^O

Good morning Bill.:-x

Could I have a coffee please?