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Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.
We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.
Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.
Come on in...:-D
champgne ?:|
:^O
*Who cares*
:_|
:^O
...and that's not all!
Rosie,... here's the bottle of pink champers for you....sorry about the skinflint landlord getting your order wrong! :^O
:^O
...and that's not all!
Rosie,... here's the bottle of pink champers for you....sorry about the skinflint landlord getting your order wrong! :^O
Oh I can see what's happening here 😐 :^O
Charlie, you're good at puzzles, aren't you? Okay then, here's one for you...
Sock, mouth, stick, a, in, your...
You know the ropes :^O 😛 pffft!
:^O
A fry-up? In this weather? 
Here we go ~ health freak! ha! :^O
How about a barbecue?
That is also hot like a fry-up. What are you up to? ?:|
You know you like cooking alfresco.....
Oh I see, it's ME who does the barbie? 😞
*Might get away with this ... ...and I get to stay in the pool!*
*and you might not* :^O
*drains pool* :^O
That'll be two eggs, please ~ plus the works!!! :^O
*Mwaaaah*
:^O
*drains pool* :^O
That's alright...having a BIG Tstorm here at the moment, so had to get out anyway! 😛
That'll be two eggs, please ~ plus the works!!! :^O
OK! Here you are.....
*drains pool* :^O
That's alright...having a BIG Tstorm here at the moment, so had to get out anyway! 😛
That'll be two eggs, please ~ plus the works!!! :^O
OK! Here you are.....
Thank you ~ you can owe me the other egg! 😄
and I just KNEW you'd put lettuce with it! :^O
You really having a storm there? 😮 If it's coming this way I won't bother watering the garden...
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.
The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish;
Swish, swish, swish;
Swish, swish, swish.
The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish,
all through the town.
The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep;
Beep, beep, beep;
Beep, beep, beep.
The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep,
all through the town..
:^O
Thank you ~ you can owe me the other egg! 😄
😮
:^O
I was waiting for a far different reply! With lots of @@@@@ in it....:^O
But here's the other egg.......!
and I just KNEW you'd put lettuce with it! :^O
😄
You really having a storm there? If it's coming this way I won't bother watering the garden...
Yes! Really! But it's stopped now.....but probably running down your way I'm guessing, from the forecast I've just seen....:
Have a brolly! :^O
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.
The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish;
Swish, swish, swish;
Swish, swish, swish.
The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish,
all through the town.
The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep;
Beep, beep, beep;
Beep, beep, beep.
The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep,
all through the town..
:^O
Oh yes? Highly amusing...:^O
I had to rush out and get the washing in........:_|
😛
Now I have egg on my face 😮 :^O
I was waiting for a far different reply! With lots of @@@@@ in it....
Oh I'm @@@@ @@@@ saving that!!! :^O
You really having a storm there? If it's coming this way I won't bother watering the garden...
Yes! Really! But it's stopped now.....but probably running down your way I'm guessing, from the forecast I've just seen....:
Thanks. I'll wait and see then. I don't want to spend ages watering the garden then watch it erm...well rain quite a lot :^O as soon as I've finished!
Oh yes? Highly amusing...:^O
I had to rush out and get the washing in........:_|
😛
Rush? :^O:^O:^O
Almost choking on the fry-up here!! :^O:^O
That was rushing, was it? :^O:^O:^O
Collapses...:^O:^O
Hello you lot, thought I would pop in for a quick one, as I do not, so they say, have to water the garden tonight...so set 'em up, and make mine a very large one, I deserve it...been non stop for the last few weeks/days...see even forgot how long...
Tonight, I will get at least six hours sleep..which is about double that I have enjoyed lately...and no, I wish I could say it was for that sort of reason.....Retirement..don't make me laugh..do more now than I ever did at work...
Tonight, I will get at least six hours sleep..which is about double that I have enjoyed lately...and no, I wish I could say it was for that sort of reason.... :O.Retirement..don't make me laugh..do more now than I ever did at work...:^O
Here's a whisky anyway, Ian. If it's not right I'll drink it myself and get you whatever it is you want :^O
Quiet round here!
*notes landord dozing against the bar*
Afternoon, Bill!
BTW, you've got the last line of your Wheels On The Bus wrong. It should be "all day long".
Trust me, I know about these things. 😛
Oh, and well done on that snipe ^^^^^^. 
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