Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[tommy.irene]

Snipe 1,100

[bill-xxx]

One bottle of Irish whiskey for Tommy...:-)

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When you said a situation had developed, Bill, I assumed a catastrophy of some sort.  A one yr old takes one yr nine months to develop, doesn't it? :^O

[bill-xxx]

When you said a situation had developed, Bill, I assumed a catastrophy of some sort. :^O

Well in a way it had, Caution ~ I had to get out of bed! 😞

:^O

Had a great time though. I brought you back a balloon but I accidentally sat on it 😮 Gave me quite a surprise, it did 😮 :^O

[bill-xxx]

I've got something for Charlie too...:-)

I'll let her have it as soon as I see her...:O:-D:^O

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Ah well, 'tis the thought that counts!

😉

What colour was it?

[bill-xxx]

Caution, I have found the pieces and mended it for you...:-x

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Wow!  That is quite ... pink!

😮

Mind you, am impressed with the repair job.  Can hardly see the joins. :^O

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[bill-xxx]

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For goodness sake, Caution, do calm down 😮

You have frightened Boogie!

Anyway, your snipe looks like a fence! 😛

:^O

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Had my eye on that all afternoon. :^O

Right, I'm off.  Gotta watch the Chelsea Flower Show coverage.

See ya!

[algasmoon]

Hello there, do you do Irish coffee? Been ill for a week so better not have anything too strong, thanks

[bill-xxx]

Hi Algas ~ sorry you've not been well. Are you feeling any better now?

Here's your Irish coffee...:-x

[bill-xxx]

Had my eye on that all afternoon. :^O

Right, I'm off.  Gotta watch the Chelsea Flower Show coverage.

See ya!

And there was I thinking you'd come on here to see me 😞

😛

[algasmoon]

Thanks bill, yes ok now I hope, twisted bile duct apparently pain was agonising,

 Im glad the coffee turned up, I got a bit waylaid we heard a massive crash and thought it was an accident but it was someone's pebble dashing coming off in great slabs in the wind! Can hardly believe wind can do that, good job it fell on the guy's extension roof or could have injured someone, what a weird thing to happen.

[bill-xxx]

That does sound pretty painful, Algas. Glad everything's okay now.

As for the falling pebble dashing, well that doesn't sound too good at all. The guy should have the entire lot looked at to make sure no more is going to come off. 😮

[tommy.irene]

The Hat sold for £81,100.01p and while shes here in the bar give her a beer..

[jgood35]

hello

just moved to your area and thought i would pop in for a drink. Please can I have a rum and coke?

Do you accept card payments?