Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[hansy564]

:^O:^O:^O

[hansy564]

This is the Barmaid nice lady who serves me :^O

[yvonnea6313]

:^O

Yes, it is a big one! I thought once you got that in your mouth you'd stop complaining! :^O

Glad the coffee is to your liking 🙂

So how do you like our Bar?

It's lovely Bill,  unusual to find the staff draped over the fixtures in a morning, mind you as you're always late for roll call I suppose this was your way of being on time:^O

[yvonnea6313]

This is the Barmaid nice lady who serves me :^O

If you're in the wool shop as Bills thinks you are - and that swimsuit is crocheted ......... you may be in for a treat :^O

[yvonnea6313]

Has Bill gone back to sleep 😮 I can see something slumped in the corner :^O

[hansy564]

Bills upstairs in the Attic tending his Tropical plants :^O

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*wanders in and sniffs the air hopefully for signs of the roast beef lunch we have been promised*

😉

[yvonnea6313]

Bills upstairs in the Attic tending his Tropical plants :^O

tropical plants 😮

and roast beef dinner 😮 that'll save me cooking today :^O

[hansy564]

Good to see Caution upright 😮 Knowing bill Corned Beef is more likely :^O

[yvonnea6313]

But we all paid £15 in advance for this meal X-(

Supposed to be cordon bleu and an 8 course meal inclusive of drinks X-(

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Good to see Caution upright 😮 Knowing bill Corned Beef is more likely :^O

Cheeky wotsit!

:^O

Roast corned beef?  Not had that before. 😛

[bill-xxx]

Sorry folks, but a situation has developed whereby I have to go out into the real world for a while.

Please feel free to help yourself to whatever takes your fancy!  😮 Gawd help the barmaid! :^O

I will return later ~ behave! :-x

[hansy564]

Told yer! He's been harvesting in the Attic again, Look there goes the Ice cream van :^O

[**caution**opinion_ahead]

(((Bill)))  )))situations(((  See ya later.  We will try not to drink the place dry in your absence.

Now, where's that Charlie, cos we is not far from a double axis rotational palindrome snipe.

[09charliegirl]

Hi Caution :-x

That was a good night last night!

Ouch, my head!        

But I'm ready for those double axis rotational wotsits!

:^O

In the meantime I shall be announcing the successful applicant for my Bar pool attendant.....B-)

unless, of course, there are any further nominations......?

[tommy.irene]

Is this the new pool you have ..

[tommy.irene]

Pool in day time..

[tommy.irene]

Pool at night time..

[bill-xxx]

I am back from my little granddaughter's first birthday party and have a goodie bag with sweeties, cake, and a paper hat 😄

The drinks are on me so while I'm still drunk with power you'd better hurry...:-D

[tommy.irene]

Ok.Mines a bottle of Irish Whisky