Bill & Charlie's Bar

[bill-xxx]

Hello to all our old friends and newcomers alike. Welcome to Bill & Charlie's Bar - the place to meet other posters and to sit and chat while you sample your favourite tipple. Plenty to drink, lots of joking but alas no smoking.

We are open all hours (hic) and run a respectable Bar. (Although I argued with Charlie until I was blue in the face over that one!) No swearing, spitting or drun..drunk...drunken beeeehaviour (hic). We have a couple of bouncers to hand ~ she comes in on Friday nights.

Teetotallers are welcome and will be treated as normal. I jest ~ soft drinks are available at the bar along with light snacks. And finally, please use the emergency exit when Bill rambles on about the good ol' days and put plugs in your ears when Charlie 'sings'.

Come on in...:-D

[bill-xxx]

What's the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night?

A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...

Best leave that there...:O

[bill-xxx]

One too many...:-D

[bill-xxx]

Hi Charlie :-x

Have found a good puzzle for you.

Should keep you amused for hours...:-D

:^O

[bill-xxx]

[dippychik312]

Hiya bill:-x

[bill-xxx]

Hi Dippy :-x

How's things with you?

[dippychik312]

Not bad bill 🙂

Hows things with you?

[bill-xxx]

Reasonable I think would be the best description, thanks Dippy 😄

How do you like our Bar...?

[dippychik312]

Very nice 🙂

Hope you've got plenty stock of my usual tipple.;-)

[bill-xxx]

What can I get you then...? 🙂

[09charliegirl]

Reasonable I think would be the best description, thanks Dippy 😄

How do you like our Bar...?

How do you like our Bar...?

😮

I'm sorry, Dippy, the landlord's lost it ...:^O

(interviewing too many barmaids, I think!) :O;-)

what he meant to say was, what would you like to drink....?

Glad to hear everything is OK with you, Dippy...:-x

*I dunno...we'll never make any PROFITS at this rate!*:^O

[dippychik312]

That's very kind of you  🙂

I'll have a Jack Daniels please.

[bill-xxx]

One Jack Daniels for dippy :-x

[dippychik312]

Cheers

I'm going to enjoy this.:-)

[bill-xxx]

That's what I like to hear :^O

[dippychik312]

Where is everyone?

[bill-xxx]

They usually come in a bit later, but as for me well, it looks like I've been stood up 😮

Charlie's usually here by now...

[dippychik312]

Oh dear

Perhaps she's just running a bit late.

[09charliegirl]

They usually come in a bit later, but as for me well, it looks like I've been stood up 😮

Charlie's usually here by now...

Ahem......:^O

I did post ^^there but never mind!

Glad to hear everything's OK with you, Dippy!:-x

*Rings up Specsavers!*:^O

[bill-xxx]

Sorry Charlie :-x

*Mwaaaaah* :^O